The Order of the Can II

Olórin the Wise said:
That was a little long, Protag. There should be a maximum number of lines for a post. :D
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I believe there is, there is a maximum on a PM, there has to be a maximum on a post, right?

LAVA! You cannot kill anyone :eek: Throw them off a cliff, fine, but killing, no... (did you not notice that everyone survives the cliffs:D)
 
*haunts lava annoyingly until she decides what to do next*
wait...what am i doing here?O.o
meh, whatever
*shoves can off a cliff*
*watches everyone jump off cliff after it*
 
Sorry, I didn't get that memo, and the Can told me to get rid of Abby for good. I am glad that my method of killing Abby was throwing her off a cliff.:D:D:D:D
 
*Uses the force to catch Olorin, and bring him back up the cliff. Chases Abby around with light saber* "Lava did not go after the thrash can that you threw over the cliff, Abby, because Lava knew that that was Can clone #68. Lava saw the real Great and Blindingly Shiny Trash Can (said with appropriate awe and respect) go to His cave a while ago."
 
Olórin the Wise said:
*java, the all-powerful computer program, brings the Can back up while everybody else watches*

Everybody else: *pushes Abby off cliff*
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not me.

*chases abby around the world*

*makes her cuddle a cactus she randomly found*

*promotes her to be director of insane asylum*

*locks her into a cardboard box then sets it on fire*

*THEN shoves her off a cliff*

(with hungry alligators waiting in the river below)
 
No, the quacking ducks do that, Brandon. With them there, there is no fear of Abby going near it. :D Besides, only true followers of the Can know where His cave/house is:p;):cool:
 
~Lava~ said:
No, the quacking ducks do that, Brandon. With them there, there is no fear of Abby going near it. :D Besides, only true followers of the Can know where His cave/house is:p;):cool:
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had you read his siggy, you'd see that he is in fact in command of quacking...

The Can lives in a cave / house????

i thought it lived near chuck norris'?
 
I was referring to Abby not being able to find it, Brandon, not you. And yes the Can has a house that you get to by going into a cave; It is very neat in there and highly technological there is even a mechanized Can polisher. Chuck Norris lives down the road from Him.
 
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