Lady Callandra
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.........you're gonna be in trooouuuuublllleeeee! 
The Order of the Can III
- Thread starter Dernhelm
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Midnight Rider
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better to be in trouble than a brainwashed follower of the can
theorangejello
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exactly
though i kind of like the can..
it looks like it needs to be cleaned though
though i kind of like the can..
it looks like it needs to be cleaned though
Midnight Rider
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no matter how much you clean it,it won't be shiny
theorangejello
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*cleans can*
gets blinded
OUCH
gets blinded
OUCH
Olórin the Wise
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Oh, my! I totally forgot about this thread! Shame upon me!
Anyway, I think Abby needs a little reprimanding.
*clears throat* Listen well oh, Midnight Rider, and understand! Thy days of useless attempts upon the life of the immortal and most shiny Can have come to an end! For behold, the Moon doth shine upon the Can at midnight, and the shininess of the Can turneth the midnight into noonday, so that thy name can exist no longer! And therefore thou canst exist no longer, and thou art naught but a ghost, sighing faintly upon the wind. And thou shalt never be released from thy undead prison until thou hast pledged thy word by Fred the Box, and Stan the Cookie, and Duct Tape, that thou shalt never again assault the Can, lest thou be eaten by the Uber Turnip. And when thou hast pledged this thou mayst return, in silence and humility, and petition the can for a place in its worshippers. And if the Can doth feel amiable, thy petition may be granted, but if the Can doth think back and remember all the evil which thou hast attempted upon it, thou may be sure of thy imminent doom. For the Can is kind towards his worshippers, but terrible in his wrath.
Shame upon me!Anyway, I think Abby needs a little reprimanding.
*clears throat* Listen well oh, Midnight Rider, and understand! Thy days of useless attempts upon the life of the immortal and most shiny Can have come to an end! For behold, the Moon doth shine upon the Can at midnight, and the shininess of the Can turneth the midnight into noonday, so that thy name can exist no longer! And therefore thou canst exist no longer, and thou art naught but a ghost, sighing faintly upon the wind. And thou shalt never be released from thy undead prison until thou hast pledged thy word by Fred the Box, and Stan the Cookie, and Duct Tape, that thou shalt never again assault the Can, lest thou be eaten by the Uber Turnip. And when thou hast pledged this thou mayst return, in silence and humility, and petition the can for a place in its worshippers. And if the Can doth feel amiable, thy petition may be granted, but if the Can doth think back and remember all the evil which thou hast attempted upon it, thou may be sure of thy imminent doom. For the Can is kind towards his worshippers, but terrible in his wrath.
theorangejello
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i have no idea w hat you said but......
GO CAN
GO CAN
Olórin the Wise
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I've made it! It took me forever, but here is the Duffer Banner!
The seven stars stand for the Seven Commandments of Dufferland (I'll come up with those later).
Each star has 6 points, and 6 X 7 = 42, which is the ultimate number.
The trash can lid stands for the Can (obviously).
The spray bottles are symbolic of CW.
The egg is Ben the Egg.
The elephant is Stan the Cookie.
The seven stars stand for the Seven Commandments of Dufferland (I'll come up with those later).
Each star has 6 points, and 6 X 7 = 42, which is the ultimate number.
The trash can lid stands for the Can (obviously).
The spray bottles are symbolic of CW.
The egg is Ben the Egg.
The elephant is Stan the Cookie.
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theorangejello
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Ooooooooooooooh
Olórin the Wise
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The Seven Commandments of Dufferland
1. Thou shalt worship the Can for all of thy days in Dufferland.
2. Thou shalt not set any affiliation to 'Nites of any sort above thy love for the Can.
3. Thou shalt never admit anything to be shinier or brighter than the Can.
4. Thou shalt not double post.
5. Thou shalt never willingly give up the Cheese Whiz.
6. Thou shalt not steal another's avatar, else thou shalt be smitten with tomatoes.
7. Thou shalt proclaim to all and sundry that Dernhelm has been, is, and always will be a Duffer.
1. Thou shalt worship the Can for all of thy days in Dufferland.
2. Thou shalt not set any affiliation to 'Nites of any sort above thy love for the Can.
3. Thou shalt never admit anything to be shinier or brighter than the Can.
4. Thou shalt not double post.
5. Thou shalt never willingly give up the Cheese Whiz.
6. Thou shalt not steal another's avatar, else thou shalt be smitten with tomatoes.
7. Thou shalt proclaim to all and sundry that Dernhelm has been, is, and always will be a Duffer.
~Lava~
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Tis verily a work of art, oh great Wise One.
Toj, dost thou knowest how the Great and Blindingly Shiny Trash Can became so dirty? For verily, if I findest the culprit (unless she of the no longer Midnight is it) I must bring them to justice. She of the no longer Midnight is excluded thus because she has already been brought to jutice.
Toj, dost thou knowest how the Great and Blindingly Shiny Trash Can became so dirty? For verily, if I findest the culprit (unless she of the no longer Midnight is it) I must bring them to justice. She of the no longer Midnight is excluded thus because she has already been brought to jutice.
Protagonist
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I don't even think I follow any of those commandments.
TOMATOES? Olorin, it's keyboards. Keyboards.
And I already gave my opinion on the last. Do you know, it's actually a good thing, come to think of it. Because if Duffers 'proclaim to all and sundry that Dernhelm has been, is, and always will be a Duffer'... Hehe Guess who doesn't do that? Guess who ISN'T a Duffer!!! *is happy*
And I already gave my opinion on the last.
Do you know, it's actually a good thing, come to think of it. Because if Duffers 'proclaim to all and sundry that Dernhelm has been, is, and always will be a Duffer'... Hehe Guess who doesn't do that? Guess who ISN'T a Duffer!!! *is happy*
theorangejello
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lava - please speak enlgihs
and i have no idea....
and i have no idea....
Olórin the Wise
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No no, Derny, a Duffer who breaks the rules isn't a non-Duffer, he/she is just an unprincipled Duffer.
So now you're calling me unprincipled too??? This is getting completely ridiculous. At any rate, an unprincipled Duffer must be pretty low-level stuff, so you're still working against your own agenda. (And are Duffers capable of using Ubuntu? I doubt it.)
Olórin the Wise
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Duffers are most definitely capable of using Ubuntu. Oh and, the unprincipled thing doesn't apply to you. You're the Queen, so you're above the law.
Olórin the Wise
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Why, sure.
Holyboy!
HB: What?
Can you use Ubuntu?
HB: Of course. Because Ubuntu sounds kinda like Ubirdtu and birds fly, and I fly, so therefore I'm good at Ubuntu. Q.E.D.
Holyboy!
HB: What?
Can you use Ubuntu?
HB: Of course. Because Ubuntu sounds kinda like Ubirdtu and birds fly, and I fly, so therefore I'm good at Ubuntu. Q.E.D.