The Order of the Can III

[~Lava~]

Abby, your nukes look dull next to the shininess of the Can. They are just a brief Flash and then the light emitted is absorbed into the Can. Thank you for feeding our beloved master. His favorite food is energy of the type emitted from nuclear explosions. Occasionally, such food improves his shine (if that is at all possible which I doubt), at any rate the Duffer Sun shows a temporary burst of light from him eating Nuclear energy.

 

[Midnight Rider]

...whatever...
*notices can withering away to nothing*

 

[Miss Freckles]

Finally, I can write without DPing. Wow, Freckles, you might get TRASHED

i know... i can't even sleep anymore, i can't... well, it would be a lie to say i couldn't eat anymore

man, if we only were as obsessed with the can as mr... that'd be something *sighs*

 

[Midnight Rider]

wow,that really would be something, if we could all work together and kill it in all its evillness. the world would be a betterplace

 

[Miss Freckles]

wow,that really would be something, if we could all work together and kill it in all its evillness. the world would be a betterplace

...our obsession is different than yours, mr. i meant the force.

 

[Midnight Rider]

*silence*
can:*dies*

 

[Dernhelm]

MR: *wakes up*

 

[Midnight Rider]

can: *dies for real*
*runs away*

 

[~Lava~]

Abby, the Can will live forever whether fed or not.

 

[Midnight Rider]

prove it

 

[~Lava~]

I cannot prove it, as I will not live forever in a place with internet access (at least I assume that the internet is not in Heaven).

 

[theorangejello]

*sneaks in*

MY ROCK IS SHINIER THAN THAT CAN

 

[Midnight Rider]

*agrees*
(10thingy)

 

[theorangejello]

you do? you've havent even met the rock

THEROCK - shiny very shiny one has to view wearing those spectacles from Oz.
made up of rubies, sapphires and emeralds - has very crude language thus classified as a rock

 

[Lady Callandra]

*waits for toj to get swallowed up by the almighty can*......*checks watch*

 

[theorangejello]

*Starts a staring contest with the can*

 

[Lady Callandra]

makes toj sneeze* HA! YOU LOSEEEE!!!

 

[theorangejello]

that's cheating!
horrible

 

[Midnight Rider]

you do? you've havent even met the rock

THEROCK - shiny very shiny one has to view wearing those spectacles from Oz.
made up of rubies, sapphires and emeralds - has very crude language thus classified as a rock

well, i kinda automatically knew, cause most things are shinier than the can

 

[theorangejello]

haha
yes they are..