The Order of the Can III

[Dernhelm]

And it keeps us from killing each other, as Lava . . . implied.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Rather a direct implication, wouldn't you say?

 

[Midnight Rider]

Because it is mercyfull... and well, it just likes seeing you being that stubborn It's quite funny for him, you know, seeing someone fighting the Shiny Trash Can must be an awkward sight... from the Shiny Trash Can's point of view, that is. It just likes seeing you fight against his unfightability (or something)

he?
the can cannot be merciful, because as i have already said, it is a trash can. it has no feelings. and plastic isn't shiny!

 

[~Lava~]

Pushes MR off cliff *mwahahahahahahaha*

 

[Midnight Rider]

*grabs the edge of the cliff and climbs back*
*throws the can offa cliff*

 

[~Lava~]

You know He can fly, right?

 

[Midnight Rider]

IT can't fly, it's just a trashcan

 

[lieke]

Think of a wonderful thought
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleighbelld off you go
Like reindeer in the skyhy...

The saddest thing is that i did that without looking it up somewhere And i can do the rest of the song too!

Exactly, MR, it's a Trash Can, we love it because it is that.

 

[Midnight Rider]

Think of a wonderful thought
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleighbelld off you go
Like reindeer in the skyhy...

The saddest thing is that i did that without looking it up somewhere And i can do the rest of the song too!

Exactly, MR, it's a Trash Can, we love it because it is that.

you say the can is shiny, but how can a plastic trashcan be shiny?

 

[~Lava~]

He is made of a metal shinier than chrome.

 

[Midnight Rider]

must be awfully heavy to carry around

 

[Dernhelm]

Haven't you ever seen a metal Trash Can?

 

[Midnight Rider]

only on Sesame Street
*nukes the can*

 

[Dernhelm]

Ugh!

Behold:

 

[Midnight Rider]

 

[~Lava~]

She is a busing that poor smiley, even Dernie never tries that here (at least not any time that I can remember). Shun the evil Thread Killer. *Considers all possible punishments for such a sacrilege. Pushes Abby into a really stinky dumpster in the Insane Asylum. Locks lid.*

TK, TK She deserves the lock down.

Okay, so maybe she has done it once or twice but that is beyond the point. *Throws rotten trash in room with locked dumpster. Not even fernie has ever been dealt with so severely.

 

[Dernhelm]

So I forgot the proper way to use the code. It's not worth killing a thread over. :rolleyes:

At any rate, it's all fixed up.

 

[Midnight Rider]

*kicks dumpster open and climbs out*

you know, derny, in the picturethe can really isnt that shiny. and yet you still wont believe be, even when you seefor yourselves*shakes head sadly*

 

[lieke]

Thread killer!

 

[Miss Freckles]

*kicks dumpster open and climbs out*

you know, derny, in the picturethe can really isnt that shiny. and yet you still wont believe be, even when you seefor yourselves*shakes head sadly*

but that was just an ordinary can. if you tried to take a picture of the can, well... someone tried that already...

let us go back to this fateful day...

scientist: *takes camera*
camera: please, don't!
scientist: my camera can speak! *worships camera*
camera: nooo! don't!!! i don't deserve your praise...
scientist: oh... then go on, do your work, stupid thing. take a photo of the can.
camera: no, i wouldn't dare.
scientist: why not?
camera: *embarrassed* my flash is not bright enough, it would dim the picture...
scientist: come on, it's just a trash c---
*bright light*

and that's why snow has an inferiority complex. oh, and chalk. and cherry blossoms. everything that mankind ever thought unnaturally bright.