The Order of the Can III
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Midnight Rider
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*lights polish on fire, causing it to explode at the can*
~Lava~
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We only use the finest polishes thus making the explosive polish technique of trying to kill the Can obsolete. Assuming that I am following my own rules (which I always do), my bottle of polish (special imported polish) contains no hazardous chemicals and will not ignite.
Miss Freckles
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do you ever worry you might have an issue with violence?
(maybe one day you will thank me for this)
*covers can in confetti*
Midnight Rider
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i am only trying to kill the can, which will result in all its poor followers realizing that they should do something more usefull than worship trash cansdo you ever worry you might have an issue with violence?
(maybe one day you will thank me for this)
*covers can in confetti*
Miss Freckles
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i am only trying to kill the can, which will result in all its poor followers realizing that they should do something more usefull than worship trash cans
give me a clue, what is more useful than worshipping the trash can?
Midnight Rider
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basically anything, but i know that you will not believe, because you areone of those brainwashed worshippers of the can
Miss Freckles
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basically anything, but i know that you will not believe, because you areone of those brainwashed worshippers of the can
enlightened, if you please...
Midnight Rider
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i would say that they weredoing the entire world a great favor, because she would be delivering said worshippers from their...brainwashed...ness
Miss Freckles
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If you say worshipping a Trash Can is useless, then how would you call someone trying to kill a worshipped trash can, ay?
good point, lieke!*high fives lieke*
*misses and topples over*
you pulled your hand away, i know it!!!
the whole world is against me
Midnight Rider
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no,the can is against you, but it decievesyou into thinking itis the world
Miss Freckles
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um... nooooooooo... no.
Midnight Rider
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*kicks can in the face(if it has a face)*
~Lava~
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Abby, do you realize that you attribute powers to the Can that basically disprove your assertion that He is nothing special? If the Can were an ordinary trash can, He would not be able to brainwash us. Only the Great and Blindingly Shiny Trash Can (said with a great amount of respect) could ever conceive of a plan of brainwashing people. Thus you are disproved by your own hand and you really ought to mend your ways.
Miss Freckles
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Abby, do you realize that you attribute powers to the Can that basically disprove your assertion that He is nothing special? If the Can were an ordinary trash can, He would not be able to brainwash us. Only the Great and Blindingly Shiny Trash Can (said with a great amount of respect) could ever conceive of a plan of brainwashing people. Thus you are disproved by your own hand and you really ought to mend your ways.
ah, but she won't. she's extraordinarily stubborn. i wonder why the can still lets her live...
And pain, hurt, not to mention death... But while we have the enemies (rusty butter knife worshippers, and MR) we put our differences aside and fight for it. Another reason why the Can is all-powerfull, it makes sure we don't kill each other... except for the cliffs... BUT THE CAN WANTED IT THAT WAYYYYY!!! 
) we put our differences aside and fight for it. Another reason why the Can is all-powerfull, it makes sure we don't kill each other... except for the cliffs... BUT THE CAN WANTED IT THAT WAYYYYY!!!
Midnight Rider
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the can cannot let me live, because it does not have the power top decide whether anyone lives or dies. it's a trash can. trash cans are unshiny and unemotional.
and anyway, if you say the can is a living...um...person...then why doesn't it kill me?
Because it is mercyfull... and well, it just likes seeing you being that stubborn It's quite funny for him, you know, seeing someone fighting the Shiny Trash Can must be an awkward sight... from the Shiny Trash Can's point of view, that is. It just likes seeing you fight against his unfightability (or something)
It's quite funny for him, you know, seeing someone fighting the Shiny Trash Can must be an awkward sight... from the Shiny Trash Can's point of view, that is. It just likes seeing you fight against his unfightability (or something)