The Order of the Can III

Whale: I do! I've decided that this virtual thing which I've suddenly decided to call "forum", especially the part I for some reason want to call "Dufferland" exists only for the purpose of doing something I think should be known as "annoying" other people...
 
Round? Oh no, you see insanity is tesseract-shaped...

which would probably account for a lot of things, if only we could see it better. *peers at it* No, wait! I can just barely make it out, it's a....








:eek:











Oh dear, oh dear oh dear oh dear... I hope I never see that again, yes I do... *shivers uncontrollably* That was the worst experience of my life... well, of this evening at any rate... oh DEAR...

Random Passer-by: But what WAS it?
Me: What? Oh. *thinks*


Rats. I've forgotten already!







Oh, I remember now! It was... the faucet! *drumroll, cymbals clash, orchestra breaks into grand finale*

No, wait! It wasn't, it was something else...
Conductor: Too bad! You'll just have to stick with the faucet now, we've already played the finale!
 
*rofl* :D

(Now do you see why I don't consider myself a duffer? Look at that ^--and then look at my posts. :p I'm just not that funny. ;))
 
*bows*
Conductor: *kicks him from behind* That's what you get for spoiling my finale!
*crash bang tumble bang clank*

Me: *moans* Why is it always into the dishwasher? WHY?!?
 
Oh. Dear. That's awful. *lol* I'm sitting up in my room, trying with all my might not to make noise laughing . . . :D :D :D
 
Hey, at least you're not in the library this time...

passing mother: *herds children in the other direction from Derny*

And you're sitting in your own home, too... *shakes head sadly*
 
You mean like Smitty? *smirk*



What? No, no! I didn't mean it, honest! Not the axe, please, no! No... oh, thank goodness. That's right, just put the axe down... NO! NOT THE BAN BUTTON! PLEASE! AAAAAAHHHHH...

*cricket*



*sudden evil laughter* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*distant whimper*
 
No, it was your ban button...

And it is too! *presses it* see?

Derny: I'm not banned... :rolleyes:

Lieke: *tries to log on* Oh, great! I leave for awhile because of my arm, and when I get back I'm banned! Well, Specter will be getting an email about this from me, I can guarantee that...
 
Ah, come on! It's just point-and-shoot, right?

*points & presses*

*BLAM*

*looks at smoking hole in chest* Well how was I supposed to know it was pointing the wrong way! The durn thing's round, for heaven's sake!
 
I think it's time to go to bed... our posts are getting pointless...

You see, I have 2 stages of being tired. When I'm only moderately tired, I go totally insane (like last night). When I'm really tired, I turn into a zombie. I can barely even think.

I think I'm about halfway between crazy and zombie right now.
 
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