The Order of the Can III

Olórin the Wise said:
Don't you remember Smitty? Poor Smitty... *shakes head sadly*
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wasn't he swallowed by a ticking crocodile??

(i really need to forum-search "diamond heels" *rofl*

Dernhelm said:
Oh. Dear. That's awful. *lol* I'm sitting up in my room, trying with all my might not to make noise laughing . . .
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i gave up on that a long time ago. people just think it's another level of insanity, but that's okay...

Olórin the Wise said:
No, it was your ban button...

And it is too! *presses it* see?

Derny: I'm not banned...

Lieke: *tries to log on* Oh, great! I leave for awhile because of my arm, and when I get back I'm banned! Well, Specter will be getting an email about this from me, I can guarantee that...
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:eek: i see it now!!! it's a comspiracy!!! olorinses and lieke are the same person, trying to convince the forum otherwise by annoying each other!!! *faints*

lieke: we're NOT the same person, gollum, gollum :mad:

Olórin the Wise said:
Ah, come on! It's just point-and-shoot, right?

*points & presses*

*BLAM*

*looks at smoking hole in chest* Well how was I supposed to know it was pointing the wrong way! The durn thing's round, for heaven's sake!
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shouldn't you be, like, dead now? or did you take some of hb's gold and now you're undead? *is confused*

Dernhelm said:
:p The fact is, only moderators are able to control it.
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you cannot wield it! none of us can! the ban button answers to specter alone.

Olórin the Wise said:
I think it's time to go to bed... our posts are getting pointless...

You see, I have 2 stages of being tired. When I'm only moderately tired, I go totally insane (like last night). When I'm really tired, I turn into a zombie. I can barely even think.

I think I'm about halfway between crazy and zombie right now.
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it's different for me. the process is tired - hyper - REALLY tired and upset about it - REALLY hyper - more insane than should be legal

i wanna be a zombie, too :(

Dernhelm said:
Okay. Last post.
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and i thought mods were above that game.
 
wow, that is truly great. and scary. lieke, i mean. the way she seems to know all the classic books and movies, i mean. and the way she gets the sons of feanor to run into your mouth................................

(i think i can be sure that no one before me wrote that same sentence.)
 
*pales*

but... they won't do that, won't they...? they won't... use their... their special weapon... or will they?

*falls on ground and cries* mercy! mercy!
 
It's that teacup ride they always have at amusement parks... they'll put you in one of those, and make you go around and around and around forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever until you get sick.
 
Pay him no mind, MF. As long as you're antagonizing him, I doubt the mods will object to anything you do. :D
 
Olórin the Wise said:
It's that teacup ride they always have at amusement parks... they'll put you in one of those, and make you go around and around and around forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever until you get sick.
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oh, those... but if you get sick, wouldn't it also go... uh, no. i don't wanna imagine that.

um... a whale crushes the teapot-carousel-thingy and your plan fails. tadaa!

Dernhelm said:
Pay him no mind, MF. As long as you're antagonizing him, I doubt the mods will object to anything you do. :D
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oh, i do hope he does normal things all the time now, so i can antagonize him all the better! :) *nerdy smile*
 
What the heck is going on here? I don't understand why the Can has not been mentioned in the past two pages. 'Tis shameful.
 
~Lava~ said:
What the heck is going on here? I don't understand why the Can has not been mentioned in the past two pages. 'Tis shameful.
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well, you just did it, so there.

can: is this meager earthling mocking our name, say?
mf: no, i... ur... ameth... noth...?
can: indeed, thou art a most miserable creature! we shall soon be rid of you, unworthy creature! behold my wrath! *pulls out something small and silver*
mf: uhhh... i've only ever heard it referred to as a fork...?
can: what? oh... forgive us, we have mistaken the fork for our most terrible wrath. *pulls out wrath*
mf: *beholds and trembles* spare my life, oh can! 'tis too terrible to look upon! do not make me gaze at thine china any longer, i beg thee!
 
Lava... the Can was happy being worshipped in his secret, safe-from-abby temple. Since there was nobody to defend him against, we turned to other matters. Perfectly reasonable, right?
 
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