The Order of the Can III

Waldo :rolleyes: is the sarcastic little smilie that shoved me out of our tent in the middle of an Antarctican winter (so what if I happened to be kidnapping him at the time? I nearly froze to death!). *unintelligible muttering* *locks Waldo in the mod lounge*
 
Does spending time in the mod fridge turn you into a mod cookie? Hmm, maybe that's what happens to duffers who suddenly disappear from TDL....
 
Glenburne said:
Does spending time in the mod fridge turn you into a mod cookie? Hmm, maybe that's what happens to duffers who suddenly disappear from TDL....
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*pops head in*

I don't recognize you:))...not sure if you're a member from back in my days with a new name, or a new member, but I (being on for the first time in over a year):p was thinking about posting in this thread (HEY! I'm still in the records of the Order of the Can! *mutters* so proud, so proud). I always made it my official practice never to post without reading at least a few pages back in a thread...and this seemed to cry out for an answer:

My answer to this is, we do NOT end up being made into mod cookies (or at least I never did)! Being a duffer leaves a sort of sticky residue on your soul that makes it difficult for a mod to grind or mash you into the appropriate sort of dough for his cookies. Thank heavens. It's a sort of ancient-lore, built-in protection. :p
 
The only problem is that the Mods don't find out about the sticky residue until after they grind you up for your cookies, so you're left with a pile of sawdust for a soul. Fortunately, if you add a little Cheese Whiz, you can stick it back together almost as good as new. You'll just have Cheese Whiz implanted in your soul.
 
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