The Order of the Can III

Lossëndil said:
I think she is attempting to re-establish her imagined control now that Lieke seems to be wandering else where.

*sends cactus after LoL*
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"Re-establish..." What is this word of which you speak? I don't believe I've ever had to resort to such measures in my life. Why..."re"...it implies... And THEN there's this word..."attempt." WHAT is the world coming to?

OH. I see how it is. The lazy warden hasn't been giving you your little blue pills.

Delusions are all fine and good, Alice, but someday someone's going to get hurt unless you get yourself back through that looking glass. Figuratively speaking of course. Er... Or maybe they'll just get a heart. Who can say?

And as for you up there...don't you worry. You'll figure it out eventually.

Actually, I'll give you the cliff-notes version. I suppose. Don't mind if I do and all that:

Never mind, I do mind. Mind you, this wasn't what I had in mind. Or mined. I suppose. Not that it is possible for me to be undermined. Even by a minotaur.

What? No minotaur? Never you mind. The mind always boggles in these minutes. Moments. Minotaurets. Baby minotaurs? What's that you say?

Indeed.

Oh yes. Then there is this little matter of a cactus. Never mind, I will just send my minotaurets after it. They are very eager to please, mind you.
 
And then she complains because I put sacred objects in the Can, while she is raising an army of half-breeds to detract from its glory! *is appropriately horrified* *eyes cactus*
 
BarbarianKing said:
Ladie of Lorien's dorm was full of shiny cans! She confessed. :D
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Likenesses. Likenesses. And CW, of course. Always.

Army of half-breeds? What are you even talking about? I'm am very confused about how the respectful decor...

could ever...

detract...

I mean...what were you saying? You weren't? Was I? I wasn't? I am too tired for this. Armies. Posters. Cacti.

Glenburne said:
*eyes cactus*
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ARE YOU OKAY? That's got to hurt. I mean really. There's no call for such measures. Do you have a blind wish?

Glenburne said:
But it is clear that she has been in control of the situation all along, as is supremely fitting for one of such lofty and revered status. *respectful bow*
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Aaah. Now she sees.
 
Dearie me. Who am I? I am old as the hills, famous as The Cockroach, and more glorious than...well...draw your own conclusions.

And if you were familiar with the lore of the olden days, I think you'd know a lot more about me than that. Oh dear. Oh dear. Perhaps, indeed, it is good that you haven't taken the time to learn the history. :cool: (I want an evil smiley, but cool will have to do for the moment.)

Or if you don't believe me, ask your opponents. They know.

I don't "hoard" copies of The Can, for goodness sake, they come to ME.


I do, however, hoard CW. But we have always known that. What else is there to do with it?
 
This Lady of Lorien is, indeed, as old as the hills. (Just look at her join date - pre-historic!) She is also evil, indulges in delusions of power, obsesses over CW (which all good duffers should), and disappeared into the nothingness for several years because of acquiring a Life. Do avoid acquiring a Life. It's a rather unhealthy habit.
But as you can see, she's come back from the Living, once again to wreck chaos and rouse the Duffers. :)
 
I have no Life at the moment. I will look up LoL (hehe. LoL) in the Duffer encyclopedia.

EDIT: Lady of Lorien is not in the Encyclopedia. Someone should fix that. Wait... Is Lady of Lorien one of the OLD DUFFERS? :eek: That would be awesome!
 
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Lossëndil said:
This Lady of Lorien is, indeed, as old as the hills. (Just look at her join date - pre-historic!) She is also evil, indulges in delusions of power, obsesses over CW (which all good duffers should), and disappeared into the nothingness for several years because of acquiring a Life. Do avoid acquiring a Life. It's a rather unhealthy habit.
But as you can see, she's come back from the Living, once again to wreck chaos and rouse the Duffers. :)
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A Life? What's this you say? HahahahahaHAhahahahahHAhahahaHA! I mean, er. I suppose I sort of did, for a time. I am over it. In fact, no matter what I do, it appears to be impossible to sustain. Probably better for the unhealth all around though. My time among the Live, well...I could tell you stories that would rouse your Live L'ancestors. (Alliteration may or may not be important to me.)


TheWarriorSatyr said:
I have no Life at the moment. I will look up LoL (hehe. LoL) in the Duffer encyclopedia.

EDIT: Lady of Lorien is not in the Encyclopedia. Someone should fix that. Wait... Is Lady of Lorien one of the OLD DUFFERS? :eek: That would be awesome!
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Go ask my... Oh never mind. I will endeavor to answer you seriously. Define...the "OLD DUFFERS." In short, yes, I suppose. Sometimes we are called dinosaurs, or so I am told. I even hear that is in the dictionary. (I prefer Cockroach, if you DON'T mind. Or even if you do.) I am old. And a duffer. From Of Old. I am not one of the very first duffers from the Golden Summer, which was the Dawn of Duffering in the very beginning, in case you haven't read up on it yet. I am the next round of old duffer. Almost an original. I left for years. CollEge and...*shudder*...Life and all that. And when I came back, I discovered that my era was history.

A strange discovery.

In other news, OtW is my brother.

Edit: A word to the wise. Or to The Otherwise: it certainly does NOT help.
 
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