The Order of the Can III

In that case, then yes. I most certainly am. Did I mention that OtW is my LITTLE brother? That is why I vanished first.

And MiCockroach will do nicely, thank you.
 
'This long-winded person' is Lady of Lorien. A Duffer from a while ago. Apparently distracted by 'Life'. i don't want a Life. Long-winded is a bit harsh for you, my verbose friend.
 
TheWarriorSatyr said:
'This long-winded person' is Lady of Lorien. A Duffer from a while ago. Apparently distracted by 'Life'. i don't want a Life. Long-winded is a bit harsh for you, my verbose friend.
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And you, my little PipSqueeks, have much to learn.

I suggest you read up a bit before you throw that term around here.

But...if you care to continue like this for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and...

Never mind. I feel this is wasted here.
 
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Yeah. Me, I've been here since 2009, and I'm still young. But what term did you mean; "verbose"? I can't even tell you what that means off the top of my head.

Only thing on the top of my head is my scalp. And hair.
 
Verbose. Yes, wordy. Hah. Don't speak to me about words, right now; I've just been writing a paper. In fact, don't even speak to me with words. And if you can accomplish such a feat, I shall give you a cookie. A mind-control cookie, of course. Say, does anybody even use invisible text any more? Let's see who notices this first.
*steals the CW from LoL (she thought she had it hidden where nobody could find it, but she was wrong) and embarks on a ship for foreign climes*
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Dearie me. Who am I? I am old as the hills, famous as The Cockroach, and more glorious than...well...draw your own conclusions.
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What does that make me then?

Lossëndil said:
This Lady of Lorien is, indeed, as old as the hills. (Just look at her join date - pre-historic!) She is also evil, indulges in delusions of power, obsesses over CW (which all good duffers should), and disappeared into the nothingness for several years because of acquiring a Life. Do avoid acquiring a Life. It's a rather unhealthy habit.
But as you can see, she's come back from the Living, once again to wreck chaos and rouse the Duffers. :)
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I pose the same question. And look whose talking? LoL, evil, ABSOLUTELY NO. Sometimes vindictive toward whipper-snappers and silverware but not Evil. GKoN is evil, So is Silverware, Butterknives especially, ShadowHawk too. Ben the Lion had some of the same tendencies. lieke had some too. Derny is the worst though

Olórin the Wise said:
Verbose. Yes, wordy. Hah. Don't speak to me about words, right now; I've just been writing a paper. In fact, don't even speak to me with words. And if you can accomplish such a feat, I shall give you a cookie. A mind-control cookie, of course. Say, does anybody even use invisible text any more? Let's see who notices this first.
*steals the CW from LoL (she thought she had it hidden where nobody could find it, but she was wrong) and embarks on a ship for foreign climes*
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And it starts again. This same scene has played out Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over....and will forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever &c.
yes we still do but some of us use it right.
As the intrusion into the Can's Sanctuary, There is no real credit to the rumor, one would have to find the Real Can and His Real Sanctuary, that is the most guarded of privileged information on the forum. There are many decoys set up for non-believers. The Brotherhood keeps the secret.
 
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Olórin the Wise said:
Verbose. Yes, wordy. Hah. Don't speak to me about words, right now; I've just been writing a paper. In fact, don't even speak to me with words. And if you can accomplish such a feat, I shall give you a cookie. A mind-control cookie, of course. Say, does anybody even use invisible text any more? Let's see who notices this first.
*steals the CW from LoL (she thought she had it hidden where nobody could find it, but she was wrong) and embarks on a ship for foreign climes*
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MEMEMEMEME! And a few do, but not many.

On another note: 1) I do believe you just admitted that I had the CW (I WIN!), and 2) Do you think I don't have decoys hidden in *supposedly* good hiding places which you just *happened* to discover? Sheesh, boy, just HOW long have you lived with me?

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What does that make me then?



I pose the same question.
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Never fear: I would just like to draw your attention to Lossendil's OWN join date.

And being a month older than my hills wouldn't kill a fly. Or a Cockroach (May He Live Forever). Thank goodness.
 
Wait, apparenty there is a bunch of 'old Duffers' (according to my friend TWS) posting on here. He says I should be impressed. so, heres my question. why?
 
PhoenixRider said:
Wait, apparenty there is a bunch of 'old Duffers' (according to my friend TWS) posting on here. He says I should be impressed. so, heres my question. why?
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*face.palm.* Go back ye child and read the duffer threads in the Cair Paravel Library.
Or just listen to the inevitable stream of accomplishments posed by these old Duffers that are bound to follow your post.
 
PhoenixRider said:
I'm too lazy to read the old threadz. i'll have TWS do it 4 me. hes so useful. and he talkes to dogs.
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Here you, I found you a random page from the Order of the Can II:Random Page from the Order of the Can II


Personally, I love reading old Duffer threads. They are quite............ informative.:p


Edit: I speak to cats. No really, I do. I understand part of their language. Just like some people here who understand buffalos.
 
Normally it means, "Hi Mommy, come play with me. Aren't I so cute?"

Lady of Lorien said:
Never fear: I would just like to draw your attention to Lossendil's OWN join date.

And being a month older than my hills wouldn't kill a fly. Or a Cockroach (May He Live Forever). Thank goodness.
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I would like to point out the "And look whose talking?" segment of the post.


On a completely different topic:

I have decided to have a lovely little bonfire where I plan to burn the dull wooden spoon that was made in a lack-luster attempt to replace the Great and Blindingly Shiny Trash Can (May He Shine Brighter than the Duffer Sun)
 
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PhoenixRider said:
Wait, apparenty there is a bunch of 'old Duffers' (according to my friend TWS) posting on here. He says I should be impressed. so, heres my question. why?
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Excellent question. You get a cookie for that (though you might want to offer said cookie to annoying member of the family instead). As for the answer, I say, refuse to be impressed. Why should you be anyway? I mean, what's so impressive about age? Or hills? Or cockroaches? Is the cockroach on the CW!? Kill that vile thing!


*donates age to GG's kitchen*
 
Whether you are impressed or not...well, that is your own choice. Which you can't really make without figuring out what the point is anyway.

But NEVER admit it's because you're are too lazy to... Dear dear dear. I give up. Youngsters these days...

Lossëndil said:
Excellent question. You get a cookie for that (though you might want to offer said cookie to annoying member of the family instead). As for the answer, I say, refuse to be impressed. Why should you be anyway? I mean, what's so impressive about age? Or hills? Or cockroaches? Is the cockroach on the CW!? Kill that vile thing!


*donates age to GG's kitchen*
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HOW DARE YOU?!

On a completely unrelated note, why on earth would I show you where the CW is? That's whipped cream, you fool!

Although...although...I do love whipped cream...
 
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