The Order of the Can III

TheWarriorSatyr said:
*Throws Sacred Peanut-Butter at PhoenixRider*
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I wonder what the peanut butter was afraid of? Perhaps it was the jelly. I knew peanut butter and jelly never got along! Why would they? One's brown and the other one is purple. (All none purple jelly are impostors). It's cruel to put them together.

*founds a Society for the Protection of Peanut Butter, renting the office beside Glen's lawyer*
 
Lossëndil said:
I wonder what the peanut butter was afraid of? Perhaps it was the jelly. I knew peanut butter and jelly never got along! Why would they? One's brown and the other one is purple. (All none purple jelly are impostors). It's cruel to put them together.

*founds a Society for the Protection of Peanut Butter, renting the office beside Glen's lawyer*
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First of all...that doesn't even makes sense. But mainly...are you trying to DIS the RASPBERRIES? *shocked stunment*

Second...why on earth does Glen have a lawyer? Typical. Typical. Pesky critters.
 
Lady of Lorien said:
Second...why on earth does Glen have a lawyer? Typical. Typical. Pesky critters.
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I have a lawyer so he can make me clean his office. Or something like that. But I've told him to clean his own office. I really don't remember why I hired him in the first place. Maybe GG does--she tormented him back in the early days....
 
I've been reading the duffer enciclo-ensicloe- encyklu-
I've been reading about the duffers, and I've come to the conclution thta your all a weird bunch, and I like duffers.
 
Cliffs

Often used in the LPG thread in attempts kill people, e.g. 'pushes Olorin off cliff'.
The most often used response to this is: '*grows wings & flies back*'

~Submitted by Earendil The Mariner

IOWW: Originally, it was primarily used by the Duffer Lieke in an attempt to defeat the Duffer IOWW. Soon after, it was used by almost all Duffers in the LPG.
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Guess what I would do?:cool:
 
A dead whale would upset the ecosystem. Worse, it would be shocking. And electric shocks have been used as cures for insanity. Most of us would rather not be cured....
 
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