The Order of the Can III

[TheWarriorSatyr]

*Snaps wooden
spoon*

Be nice to
the Can.

It'll be
nice to you
if you
be nice
to it.

 

[PhoenixRider]

*goes to walmart. buys new spoon.*
I have no use for the cans niceness.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The Can has no use for you. And your lack of Capitalizations. It doesn't even fear your wooden spoon.

 

[PhoenixRider]

who wpuld fear a wooden spoon? its wood. and grammer iz over rated.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That's spelling, rather than grammar, but standardyzed spelling sertinlee iz.

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

No it's not!
Standardized spelling
is wonderful!

 

[PhoenixRider]

not.
dsgdghhgfj

 

[Glenburne]

*bangs head on wall* Really, people...can you imagine trying to read a textbook in which the spelling wasn't standardized? There's a reason most people didn't use to get much education.

All hail the venerable Spill Chick!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*bangs head on wall* Really, people...can you imagine trying to read a textbook in which the spelling wasn't standardized? There's a reason most people didn't use to get much education.

All hail the venerable Spill Chick!

Bah. Dufferland is no textbook. And the very walls would rebel if you tried to make it one.

*shudder*

Perish the thought.

 

[Glenburne]

Textbooks can be very strange. So is Dufferland. And so are platypuses, for that matter....

 

[Lady of Lorien]

They really are, aren't they? Also people, if you think about it.

I mean...

...

just look at POtW...

(I wonder if he even follows this thread)

 

[Glenburne]

I doubt it. Otherwise odd and/or disturbing photos would keep popping up. And from someone who seems so sensible in most of the other threads.... *sigh*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

It's all a ruse. Well, either that or It...He...needs the outlet here in order to maintain the facade.

Or both. Somehow.

 

[PhoenixRider]

And the random paste of the day is.....
Troubles at home and her mother kept extolling the virtues of lord Tristan. Why not say I have to marry him and get it over with!
A sence from my book! but why did I have to paste this?

 

[TheWarriorSatyr]

Why did you?

 

[PhoenixRider]

I dont know. I see no resaon for me pasting this.

 

[lieke]

*walks in*

So, what we're actually saying is that PotW is a platypus?

...

I can live with that...

*wanders off*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*walks in*

So, what we're actually saying is that PotW is a platypus?

...

I can live with that...

*wanders off*

DON'T wander off! Aauugh. *sigh*

 

[PhoenixRider]

*whacks can with spoon again*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*whacks Pipsqueek with a spoon*