The Order of the Can III

While I am all for orneriness (just ask Olorin!), I do not entirely approve of orneriness for the sake of orneriness. It seems that he is approaching this obnoxious trait rather too nearly for my taste...
 
The Spill Chick retracts his position about "etc." while retaining his position on "theoretico-phonetically." He also would like to point out that you left the accent out of "Olórin."
 
The Spill Chick considers that criminal negligence. I suggest you insist that you forgot the accent. The Spill Chick may be cute, but he is also fuzzy.
 
But I just made eggs benedict for his birthday...and I...and he.... *breaks down into sobs*
 
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The relationship isn't fuzzy; it's furry. There is a difference. Please use a fact checker before posting.
 
Someone keep Mike out of this thread.... :p

And the Spill Chick is an eternal chicken. It did not come from an egg.
 
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I never thought this could get MORE horrifying! *grumble*

You know what happens to Roosters around here, though...

It shouldn't be a problem for too long...
 
Couldn't Dr. Cran give the Spill Chick some sort of hormone therapy so that there won't be a Spill Rooster? Otherwise the anti-Spillers might rule the forum until the end of days. *shudder*
 
I'm confused...I would've thought that you (a "spiller") would think that a spill rooster would lead to spillers ruling the forum?

Not that that is true, and I'm glad you understand these things better.

Dr. Cran is my personal doctor, by the way. What makes you think he would treat the Spill Teenager with hormone therapy?

Also...see how time progresseth...
 
The Spill Chick chicks out spelling. If he were not a Chick, he could not chick. And the anti-spillers would rule.

See?
 
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