The Order of the Can III

It should frankly make life easier for them. They won't have to worry about all the little good-luck charms falling out of the linen.

Of course, that brings up the question...would the DLF prefer good-luck charms in his mummy wrappings, or bad-luck charms? He's not exactly a cooperative sort....
 
He prefers "different luck charms." He claims they are more politically correct. True, I don't know when he started caring about that. Just go with the flow, go with the flow...
 
I should point out to him that he is a terrorist, which is insensitive and intolerant. He really ought to attend a peace seminar of some sort....
 
Seminars of peace, eh? He says those aren't his cup of tea (which is full of seawater at all times). He seems...selective about his political correct-ness. For example, he's all right with whales, but has this vendetta against dolphins...
 
Well, dolphins do talk a lot. I guess he doesn't like the way they monopolize the attention. He prefers to be the center of all the nature shows, despite the fact that his classification as "wildlife" is in doubt.
 
Well, there's the Royal We, and the Deceitful They, and the Evil Such as These. Once the three of them went out walking together. It was a nice May morning, and the birds were singing, as birds usually do when nefarious plans are brewing. Also the clouds were white and puffy, the grass was green, the sun was shining, etc. The Royal We said, "We would like to stop here and meditate upon the scenery."

The Evil Such as These said, "Things such as these are stupid. I would rather learn about Lithunian mythology, but there aren't any good sources for that on the Internet."

The Deceitful They said, "They tell me that you should look in the library for those things."

So They--and We, and Such as These--went to the library, into a dusty little back room. Then They and We killed Such as These, and buried Such as These within a microfilm machine.

If you have ever seen a microfilm machine, you know that this did not work very well.
 
And then Such as These awoke in pieces, and the pieces grew and grew into full-sized entities Such as These are wont to do, and the new Suches as Theses attached They and We, and with murderous intent stowed their remains between the pages of many dusty books, so that little girls drying flowers in a future age might be dismayed and shocked and confused.
 
As Lava pops in for a drive by Can Worship before her "life" calls her back to that evil thing called the "real world" she decides that she simply must comment about the past few pages by saying that the answer is simply:

A murder of crows
:D
 
But the question was, Who took Columbus's bedroom slippers? And personally I think that the answer is far too violent. "Duffers are not murderers"--and so forth.
 
The technical name for a group of crows is a "murder" thus one would call to crows sitting on a branch attempted murder.

*for those who do not know, the joke is not mine originally


And Lava ghosts back into the "real world" again.
 
And you led me to this page, which is...nutty. Who knew that C.S. Lewis was playing with childrens' minds when he included his "parliament of owls" in The Silver Chair?

Not that I would ever play with a child's mind. Ever.
 
Glenburne said:
But the question was, Who took Columbus's bedroom slippers? And personally I think that the answer is far too violent. "Duffers are not murderers"--and so forth.
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Said in many quotes.

Glenburne said:
And you led me to this page, which is...nutty. Who knew that C.S. Lewis was playing with childrens' minds when he included his "parliament of owls" in The Silver Chair?

Not that I would ever play with a child's mind. Ever.
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It's called education, isn't it?
 
In this country--yes. You are bringing back education major-induced bitterness.

Fortunately, the bitterness has begun to taste rather like coffee. Good, double-strong, thick coffee without any pollutants. Pollutants are things like sugar, cream, and fingernail clippings (hereafter known as FNK. They have their uses. Most of those are illegal however. Things like using them to shave your bound-and-gagged neighbor are generally frowned upon.)
 
Of FNK's, really? You know you can get them pretty cheaply. Doesn't seem worth the effort of a robbery. At least, not a full-scale robbery. Maybe a partial-scale one.
 
Yes, but the cheap ones are usually short, and therefore very little good for doing dangerous and illegal things. Trolls have much longer FNKs. They also smell, but a little of the DLF's mouthwash should take care of that. And if you steal the DLF's mouthwash, he will feel grateful to you for saving him from hygiene, and he may not kill you. Immediately, that is.
 
You speak as one who knows. From experience, I can only surmise.

One should always be cagey when admitting to crimes on the internet, you know. A word to the...er...wise.
 
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