To arms, fellow Duffers!

I'm trying to imagine what that would look like...


By the way, do you know anybody who's especially skilled at untying knots? If you do, would they be willing to operate on my brain?
 
Ah. I get it now. :D But I don't need soap and water for that. All I have to do is rearrange the knots!
 
:eek: Well well--only one way to handle THAT one...and I have just the right equipment, too. :D
 
NO!! DON'T CUT IT! Please!

I'll do anything?


Well, almost anything.






Alright, I'll only go out and buy you a soda. But instead of giving me a soda, the soda machine will extrude a note that says: We are sorry, but your soda is no longer available. You see, the local civilians got so irritated with the way Pepsi tasted that they decided to get rid of it, so they a swarm of squirrels (flying squirrels, of course) into the air and told them to drink all the pepsi to be found. Unfortunately, the sqiurrels got confused, and drank not only the pepsi but all the other sodas in the world, and now they're going to...





































HIPPO.












































Excuse me. As I was saying, now the squirrels are going to go for you cheese whiz...
 
I don't know. I think the temptation to use me lovely sword is too great. Although--wait. :eek: Did you say CHEESE WHIZ???
 
Soda machine: Cheese whiz? Why yes, I did. You see, the squirrels discovered a heretofore unknown step used in processing soda, involving cheese whiz and rockets. Needless to say, the couldn't eat the rockets, so they settled for the cheese whiz...
 
Let's get back to the point. Are you offering me the CW in return for not cutting the knot in your brain?
 
Soda Machine: Knot? What knot? What brain? I didn't even know I had a brain! What a happy discovery! I think I'll have a drink to celebrate...

Oh. That's right. The squirrels drank all the soda. Terrible! Dumb squirrels. Why couldn't they leave well enough alone? Kill them! KILL THE SQIURRELS! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *charges forest*
 
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