To arms, fellow Duffers!

[Olórin the Wise]

E (capitalized and italicized because it's uber-cool): Yeah... I'm the most common letter in the alphabet... *waves at squealing fangirls*
z: No. Now there are E-nites?

 

[Miss Freckles]

y: yyyyyeah... i guess so.
o: show-off!
y: y.y...y...yyyy....no! am not!!!!
sh: shut it, you guys!
o: hey, you're not one letter! you're an s and an h! that's illegal!
sh: no, it's not. i make one sound, so there!
o: *snickers* so... you're, like... schizo? *uncontrolled giggle*
sh:

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I think o is an unstable personality.

 

[Miss Freckles]

I think o is an unstable personality.

wow. that's interesting, ooooooooooooooooooooooooolooooooooooooooooooooooooooorinses...

 

[Dernhelm]

*rofl* I think he shot himself in the foot there.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Who ever accused me of being a stable personality?

 

[Dernhelm]

Nobody. But I thought you'd defend that position.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Why? You see, Derny, I'm not like you, who deny the obvious...

 

[Dernhelm]

Hah. Then why do you... *thinks*

Um....




Why do you h—

*sigh*

Nevermind.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ok, I won't.



(you were expecting me to be all curious, weren't you! huh? ADMIT IT!)

 

[Dernhelm]

Actually not, this time. I simply failed to think of an example.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

...oh. *crestfallen*


*eats cheese for solace* Not even a little? *sniff*


*snuffle*
*snort*
*blows nose*
*sniff*
*snort*
*sneeze*










Blast it! Why didn't anybody ever tell me I was allergic to Limberger!

Oh well. Not much of a loss, at any rate...

 

[Dernhelm]

*laughs silently at Olórin's discomfiture*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

See? I told you that you could learn it.

All you needed was a little practice.





What? No! IT'S NOT FUNNY FOR YOU TO--


*crash bang clangle bang wham*



NO, not the dishwasher AGAIN!!

 

[Dernhelm]

*whispers* What did I just do?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Um, I think you pushed me into a dishwasher full of dishes...

 

[Dernhelm]

Right, right. And just what you deserved, too!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

 

[Dernhelm]

TK ^

tenthingy

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You know, it's odd... because of the very fact that "" elicits a "TK" response, "" has ceased to really kill threads...