To arms, fellow Duffers!

[Keyblade Master]

Hello people

 

[Dernhelm]

Very true.

Hello mortal.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hello, living...

 

[Keyblade Master]

Mortal, i am no mear mortal, I am Brandon king of the dwarves! and if you dare insult me like that again you will feel the wrath of the dwarves!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Did you know that it's actually spelled "mere"?

Sorry. After all, you've been gone so long I just had to give you a proper greeting...

 

[Keyblade Master]

yes acctually i did, i was just put that in there for you to catch

 

[Dernhelm]

I humbly apologize, your majesty. (Though mortal thou art, and shalt remain.)

 

[Keyblade Master]

appology accepted your dufferness

 

[Olórin the Wise]

That must be quite a trick, Dern... you'll have to teach me how to "humble apologize".

yes acctually i did, i was just put that in there for you to catch

Just like "acctually"?

 

[Keyblade Master]

that one i just couldn't spell

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I suppose I'll have to re-issue your general pardon...

 

[Dernhelm]

So sometimes I mis-type. At least I'm not the chief of the spelling police!

 

[Keyblade Master]

it would be very appriciated.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

So sometimes I miss-type. At least I'm not the chief of the spelling police!

What's wrong with that, huh?

it would be very appriciated.

Ok, then: "I hereby pardon you of all spelling infractions, past, present, and future, and do furthermore revoke any and all corrections and punishments which might in future times have been the result thereof."

 

[Dernhelm]

Only that you make typos on occasion, and it's that much the worse because of your position.

 

[Keyblade Master]

well your the head of a tyranical group of misslead people that can't accept the fact that people can't spell, and you all diserve to be in the insane asylum.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Only that you make typos on occasion, and it's that much the worse because of your position.

I've said before that typos don't really need to be corrected, unless one is really trying to be annoying (like tonight). True spelling errors, however, are different.

Telling the difference between a typo and a spelling error is a fine art, you see...

(seriously, does the whole spelling police thing annoy you? Because if it does, I'll stop.)

 

[Keyblade Master]

hahahaha yea right if you stopped the spelling police there would be no one to keep bad spellers like myself in check

 

[Dernhelm]

(Who? Me or KM?)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Both of you.