Miss Freckles
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well, she doesn't control gravity. not yet.
Hey, i did tell you about the time i met Peter Pan, now i can fly, byebye gravity *everything starts flying* hehewell, she doesn't control gravity. not yet.
Arg, YOU! *puts gravity back* *falls on ground * Phiew, that wasn't that bad *cliff falls upon her* never mind...*cliff starts flying towards lieke*
*coffee flies away from lieke*
*insane people start flying around lieke*
Arg, YOU! *puts gravity back* *falls on ground * Phiew, that wasn't that bad *cliff falls upon her* never mind...
Well, in fact there is nothing to be confused about. I controll the universe, and i controll MF's brain (what's left of it). I took away the gravity because i can, and then everything started to fly. Everything meaning me, a cliff, crazy people (you all), Peter Pan, the host of the game show 'what hurts most if it falls upon you', Willy Nelson, a cellphone, Cheese Whiz, and George. Then all the crazy folks came too close to me, so i put gravity back to escape them (i could have used a different power, you know, because i rule the universe, but letting them all die by letting a greap pink hippo fall upon them was beyond my evilness). So i put gravity back, then i fell, and then the cliff fell upon me, which might not seem to fit in the 'lieke-controlls-the-universe' thing, but you only think that because i want you too. After that MF was hit by a powerfull negative emotion, that we (the nurse and me) call 'without-coffee', the poor girl. She was in such a state that she called for help to our dear friend, Sturdinae Starling, an eagle with an identity crisis. Unfortunately for MF Sturdinae thought he was a whale and fell upon her. Thank goodness he wasn't pink, though he might have thought so. But we'll never know, since they both are down a 100 feet in the earth because of the crash*cries*. Everyone knows you must not call Sturdinae when in trouble, Stan the Cookie, our dear confused elephant, is much better at solving such stuff, since he carries my secret stash (?) of coffe... i mean, since he's cool, and confused. Thank goodness the game host filmed it all, so at least we make money.Okay now im really confused...0_o
Well, in fact there is nothing to be confused about. I controll the universe, and i controll MF's brain (what's left of it). I took away the gravity because i can, and then everything started to fly. Everything meaning me, a cliff, crazy people (you all), Peter Pan, the host of the game show 'what hurts most if it falls upon you', Willy Nelson, a cellphone, Cheese Whiz, and George. Then all the crazy folks came too close to me, so i put gravity back to escape them (i could have used a different power, you know, because i rule the universe, but letting them all die by letting a greap pink hippo fall upon them was beyond my evilness). So i put gravity back, then i fell, and then the cliff fell upon me, which might not seem to fit in the 'lieke-controlls-the-universe' thing, but you only think that because i want you too. After that MF was hit by a powerfull negative emotion, that we (the nurse and me) call 'without-coffee', the poor girl. She was in such a state that she called for help to our dear friend, Sturdinae Starling, an eagle with an identity crisis. Unfortunately for MF Sturdinae thought he was a whale and fell upon her. Thank goodness he wasn't pink, though he might have thought so. But we'll never know, since they both are down a 100 feet in the earth because of the crash*cries*. Everyone knows you must not call Sturdinae when in trouble, Stan the Cookie, our dear confused elephant, is much better at solving such stuff, since he carries my secret stash (?) of coffe... i mean, since he's cool, and confused. Thank goodness the game host filmed it all, so at least we make money.
Well, i said i controlled the universe, but you, miss Dernhelm, are under a completely different categoryHey Toj! How are you?
Lieke, I'm here, but . . . you'll not control my brain. And I can prove it.
*ROFL!* I'm still laughing. The pirate was just so random...
And you have a nice English accent.