To arms, fellow Duffers!

Denial typically causes medical side-effects. You have carried on your denial for such a long time that it's surprising you haven't had serious problems before now. Don't worry, the octopus phase doesn't last forever. Then there's the hippo phase, and the caterpillar phase, the blue whale phase, the grumpy dwarf phase, the eggplant phase...and so on.
 
Glenburne said:
Denial typically causes medical side-effects. You have carried on your denial for such a long time that it's surprising you haven't had serious problems before now. Don't worry, the octopus phase doesn't last forever. Then there's the hippo phase, and the caterpillar phase, the blue whale phase, the grumpy dwarf phase, the eggplant phase...and so on.
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Are you in the buffalo phase?
 
I'm not in denial. I freely admit that I have lost it. Unfortunately, I have forgotten what "it" was. I keep sending Sushi to find it, which usually means he does an Internet search and gets stuck on Youtube, watching the 10-hour version of "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard." I'm beginning to lose hope....
 
*begins to rock self in corner* She did it, she said the Deplorable Word, and now we all will die....


*word "CHICKEN" begins to echo off the Asylum walls*
 
I say, to arms against the failings in forum software! I wrote a post for "Introductions," and the software insisted on making it be in the boring Arial font instead of the Georgia font I wanted.
 
I'm all for a war against broccoli...I mean seriously, it is so SINISTER...so poofy and SMELLY...and it closes in on you....

But I digress. I can't quite shake the feeling that Dernlet is something akin to a steak cutlet...or a pork cutlet...and while I certainly advocate Rights for Cannibals and all that nonsense...(anyone can see the cannibals don't *really* have rights, but it does wonders for the economy if we humor them...not to mention...never mind....) But I don't know how I feel about this. One doesn't cannibalize the owners of black holes. Usually.
 
Appropriately, um, Russian sounding...

Is that appropriate?

A Russian Queen is our Duffer Queen? Hm. I like it.

She can be Mittens for short. We used to have a book about some poor little kittens who lost their mittens. I think. Mayhap I have finally found them.
 
I see you have never been surrounded by an evil army of broccoli heads trying to destroy all evidence of your existence. You've been lucky. I wouldn't recommend it. *shudders*
 
Broccoli armies are nothing. You should try being surrounded by a battalion of broccoflower. Broccoflower are meaner. Also they are a particularly ugly shade of green.
 
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