To arms, fellow Duffers!

They say the same thing about literature, and the arts in general, how they corrupt the morals of a society etc. etc. I suppose I'd be much safer pursuing a career in business. Much easier on morals; can't go very wrong there.
 
Well, you know why businessmen go wrong, don't you?





It's the art. They use art in advertisements and storefront windows. It drags them down every time.
 
It's disconcerting that I still have to highlight posts with long spaces












just in case there's invisible text.
 
GG, you're paranoid.
And I truly can't imagine why.
If you spent more time on TDL, you would learn to relax. That's what's wrong with young people these days. They're too uptight.
 
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Glenburne said:
GG, you're paranoid.
And I truly can't imagine why.
If you spent more time on TDL, you would learn to relax. That's what's wrong with young people these days. They're too uptight.
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GG is nothing of the sort. I myself have recently used invisible text in a few posts. (Or have I?)
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I rest my case.
THIS IS WHY I'M PARAONOID, GUYS.
Seriously, you're not helping.
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GG has probably eaten paranoia before....Fly a Nazgul, Mike.
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Well if I haven't before *eats paranoia* stoppit
 
You do like edible intangibles, don't you?
Anything that gets the GG upset is worth it. Normally she just eats all her problems.
That actually sounds like it could be the name of a small business. "Edible Intangibles." Has a nice ring to it.
 
You know, calling him Soapy raises some interesting questions--maybe he's related to this Soapy?

:DMike, I told you to fly a Nazgul because 1) it was fun and 2) you were trying to send everyone on a very time-consuming search of your post record.
I always thought the Telmarines were sketchy. So does Mr. Green (working for the Telmarine government does tend to steal one's innocence).
 
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You're right, the Nazgul-flying was fun. I don't think they're quite as terrifying as everyone makes them out to be. :D Whew. I was worried for a moment there.

Soapy Smith is no relation of mine. My family could never have such a boring last name as Smith.

And we're not sketchy. We're fully drawn, thanks to Pauline Baynes.

But, see, searching through my posts is glorious. There are so many wise and humorous sayings - it's like looking for gold in a gold mine.


MF, I like to be straightforward sometimes.
 
Smuggling false teeth into the United States is illegal, WS. And also not very profitable.Mike, I've got this thing called a full-time job now...so no. I'm not searching your entire post record.
If you're interested in smuggling as a career, the DLF could probably give you some tips. There were an awful lot of things stuffed behind that fridge. Not your trousers, however.
 
I wouldn't consider an apprenticeship with the DLF/R. Their methods seem disappointingly ineffective. On my part, all they really effect is a slight annoyance with the cursive mode.
 
It ain't cursive, it's italics. Italics are like this:

I will get you, my pretty, and your little doggie, too.

Cursive is like this:
 

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My cousin once showed me a story she wrote, in cursive... I couldn't read a word of it. Somehow my father never learned to write cursive, and so never taught us. The death of penmanship.
 
Does your husband know how to read cursive? Ask him to teach you...this is a very sad situation. (Can your father read Chinese characters? That would give him an excuse for not knowing cursive, I suppose....)
 
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