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GG isn't terribly certain about her identity, I'm afraid. The one thing she does know is that she doesn't think that she tastes good, although she will eat herself occasionally if dared to do so. She probably wouldn't understand your problem with mushrooms. It's all a matter of perspective. When you've eaten Twilight, however reluctantly, it changes your definition of bad food.

For the record, I love cooked mushrooms.
 
Why would she choose counseling, though? She could choose any genre. I think she would probably start a conversation on the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them trailer.

I never purposefully chose counseling. It chose me. I was too nice to turn it down.

That...was a good trailer. But GG would probably enjoy counseling you; she could come up with life lessons based on Lord of the Rings characters and match her patients up by archetype. You would get Farmer Maggot, because...mushrooms.

That's a good counseling strategy. I WILL use that in the future... and probably have in the past. XD

I detest mushrooms. I'm glad GG is counseling me instead of you. Unless GG is just a puppet in this game... No. Too scary.

For being a picky eater in real life, I do actually like mushrooms.

Like rubber.

That's what my brother says mushrooms taste like. (Actually he also said they tasted like gnome feet.) But I would say kangaroos are sweeter than rubber.
 
Mushroom are beautiful. J.R.R. Tolkien says so. Don't be a heretic, Freckles. If Frodo wants to steal something, so should you.
 
They bounce like rubber.


Nice new sig, by the way.

The movie?

Thanks

Your brother seems to have a lot of good sense. Listen to him. And you should probably write down things that he says. In a separate notebook reserved for that purpose.

Please don't encourage him. He's already the oldest of 7 children and that really goes to one's head.

Mushroom are beautiful. J.R.R. Tolkien says so. Don't be a heretic, Freckles. If Frodo wants to steal something, so should you.

Exactly my thoughts and exactly why I taught myself to like them.
 
Please don't encourage him. He's already the oldest of 7 children and that really goes to one's head.

Hey, I'm the oldest of five, and it all went to my feet. The feet have been upset for years. Particularly since my youngest brother keeps insulting them.

Exactly my thoughts and exactly why I taught myself to like them.

You taught yourself to like mushrooms because of Frodo?

I am impressed.
 
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