To arms, fellow Duffers!

[WarriorSatyr]

I don't want to learn. You can't make me. I have invulnerable skin.

Learn about Zinthos!

 

[Miss Freckles]

No.

(I can do this all day. I've had a lot of training.)

 

[Glenburne]

I don't know what that thing is either. It begins with z. Never trust anything that begins with z. Like Zambian zebras with zithers. It all goes downhill quickly.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

How about a zizzer zazzer zuzz?

 

[Miss Freckles]

What about a zizzer zazzer zuzz?

 

[WarriorSatyr]

It's from Dr. Seuss, so it must be awesome.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Oh it's actually a word. I thought we were saying funny sounds back and forth.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

I said it was from Dr. Seuss. I never said it was actually a word.

 

[GondorGirl]

I said it was from Dr. Seuss. I never said it was actually a word.

Took the words right out of my mouth, TWS.

*Eats words*

*Eats TWS for good measure*

And apparently I'm never going to drop the T off your username.

 

[WarriorSatyr]

Eh, that's fine. Nobody cares.

*Eats GG*

 

[Miss Freckles]

How?

 

[Lossëndil]

By putting in the mouth, chewing, and swallowing. Eating's not that hard, Freckles.

 

[Glenburne]

If Freckles struggles with eating, she deserves sympathy and kindness. No one should make her feel bad about it. Particularly not someone who prefers photosynthesizing to chewing.

 

[Miss Freckles]

GG has eaten the universe several times and I believe she keeps everything in her tummy. Eating GG would take some serious work.

And eating isn't as easy as you'd think. Don't even get me started on drinking. I think coffee stains are nothing to be embarrassed about. They're like battle scars telling of your brave endeavor to handle hot fluids. I'm proud.

 

[GondorGirl]

GG has eaten the universe several times and I believe she keeps everything in her tummy. Eating GG would take some serious work.

And eating isn't as easy as you'd think. Don't even get me started on drinking. I think coffee stains are nothing to be embarrassed about. They're like battle scars telling of your brave endeavor to handle hot fluids. I'm proud.

I think as long as you can handle eating the black hole, you're good.

 

[Glenburne]

I object to this conversation. Coffee stains are not like battle scars. If coffee is joy in liquid form (and life, and comfort, etc.), then the stains of coffee are like beautiful memories. (For MissReepicheep: the marks of panda paws.)

 

[Miss Freckles]

Battle scars can be beautiful memories...

 

[Glenburne]

This, from the person who didn't watch Generation War because it is too disturbing?

Freckles, I think you need counseling. You could check with GG; she would probably enjoy counseling people, because it's awkward to hold someone in your stomach and never talk to them.

 

[Miss Freckles]

Why would she choose counseling, though? She could choose any genre. I think she would probably start a conversation on the Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them trailer.

 

[Glenburne]

That...was a good trailer. But GG would probably enjoy counseling you; she could come up with life lessons based on Lord of the Rings characters and match her patients up by archetype. You would get Farmer Maggot, because...mushrooms.