Vegetable Garden -- Veggies Come Here!

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Stay tuned for the next exciting chapter...."RETURN OF THE VEGETARIANS!"
 
The Spanish Inquisition said:
"There's a dog loose in the woods!" Fiver screamed, twitching violently. He went into a fit of twitching and screaming that no-one could pull him out of.
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Fiver, what are you on abo-

Wait.

I have an idea!
 
Protagonist said:
Fiver, what are you on abo-

Wait.

I have an idea!
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"Is it the one that involves getting the dog to chase our enemies?" asked Fiver, "Or the one where we cross a river on a board?"

Meanwhile, General Woundwart, who was not dead, was planning a sneak attack on the veggies. He was going to tunnel underneath them, and nab them when they didn't expect it!
 
Suddenly, Fiver had a vivid vision of a pair of bunny slippers below a velvet bathrobe, their final looks of horror still frozen in the now sightless eyes....
 
The Spanish Inquisition said:
"Is it the one that involves getting the dog to chase our enemies?" asked Fiver, "Or the one where we cross a river on a board?"
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"Whoa... Um, yeah the first one." Peter said, startled, "Let's just sit here and let the dog kill off woundwort."
 
Fiver was so annoyed at TOJ for thinking he was a female rabbit, that he called in Roger Rabbit to shock her with his joy-buzzer.
 
Toj saw roger rabbit and picked him up and put up in a cage.
then went back to trying to eat fiver.
when she realized fiver was not a vegetable and started to cry and hug fiver.
 
Protagonist said:
"Whoa... Um, yeah the first one." Peter said, startled, "Let's just sit here and let the dog kill off woundwort."
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Sadly for them, Woundwort was smart, and the same trick wouldn't work twice. He had, in fact, made friends with the dog, and beacuse it happened to be female, had married it.
So now all the mutant rabbit-puppies were turned upon Fiver and Peter.
 
I remember when Fiver starred in a series of low budget Mexican sitcoms under the stage name "Cinco", but I digress. Anyone remember his chart topping single, "You're no bunny till some bunny loves you"?
 
El-hrairah knocked on Fiver's door and offered him a giant rubber dog-nose to fool the mutant rabbit-puppies with.
 
"Oh, I say," drawled Corny Corn, waving her tassels. "Why bless my stalk, are those little rabbits down there causing trouble for y'all root vegetables? Landsake! Imagine! What is this world comin' to? Do tell me more, I'm all ears!"
 
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