Vegetable Garden -- Veggies Come Here!

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In wistful realization of the impending shutdown, the garden scene was lovingly painted by an artichoke artist.
 
Gentle Voice said:
" What on earth is going on here?," she asked, with her arms crossed.
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Peppers have arms? :p

"Ooo, you're all just cute as dumplings!" Corny cooed. "Why, the sugar in my kernals is just a crystallizin' thinking about your sweet little rooty selves and how well we'll all look together in that painting."

She rustled her leaves and peered down at the pepper. "Why if it isn't sweet Phoebe Pepper! You look better every day. I say, though, what's this sign that's been tacked up, the one sayin' Big Vegetable Harvesting Party Tomorrow?"
 
And so it came to pass that the Great Day of Harvest dawned with the red of tomato juice. A great Deere arose, the first fruits of the shed, and the rumbling of his engine was as the anger of great sea waves.

Poisonous was the breath of the great beast, and sharp the swords that lay low upon the ground all things without regard to race or ripeness.

And it came to pass that when all the vegetables appeared before She of the Judgment, those which were ripe and upon whom appeared no blemish were selected for the salad which was placed upon the altar, anointed with oil, and sprinkled with Mrs. Dash for that dash of robust flavour.

Those which did not make the judgment were cast away and descended into the garbage disposal from whence none have ever returned. And they were flushed down into the darkness.

In other words, Spanish Inquisition, pooh pooh on you! :D

It's been fun.
 
Vegetable Garden - A Dancing Lawn Roleplay

Produced by John Burkitt
Directed by Joe Ravitts
Released by Dancing Lawn Films

Cinematography - Dandie Dinmont
Editor - Ronald Coleman
Sound - Glenn Glynn
Key Grip - Marshall Rodriguez
Best Boy - Jax
Technicolour Consultant - Arnold Prism

Corny Corn - Tom Hanks
Garry Grape - John Candy
Hedley Lettuce - Michael Keaton
Mr. McGregor - George C. Marshall
Snap Beans - Chevy Chase

Original Soundtrack - John Williams
Available on Varese Sarabande Digital

MPAA Reg 039230

Filmed on Location
Hetherford Heights

The producers would like to
thank the vegetables of
Hetherford Heights Salad Club
for their kind participation
in this production.

All rights reserved
 
Accompanying the ending credits are silly out-takes, in which the rabbits mistakenly eat fallen tree leaves, dropped scraps of paper, etc.
 
Sorry to say, we forgot to paint a dark spot on the left flank of the stunt rabbit. We have gotten more mail about this....

Of course on the new remastered Blu-Ray edition, the spot has been digitally painted in.

A few purists gripe about it, but the majority of people felt it was about time.
 
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