pshaw! are you implying that i can not protect myself?!?!?!?! look, lady, i might be under 4' but i can protect myself! *punches the elf lady in the stomach* now, as i was saying, we have plenty of options here...
hmmm... *thinks* perhaps your bank account number, social security number, other personal information, email adress, copy of your checking account number, age/weight/height lol.... just look at this vacume-you wont be sorry!
I'm not signing anything...I said you could stay...that doesn't mean I want to buy something. Be as annoying as you want just don't get in anyones way. ** Haflings! I see why I wasn't allowed to play with them as a child.
As I recall, Driad54 and I had something along the lines of this. Except it was Romans (me) against Middle-Earth (him)... needless to say, we got 1/4 through the planning until we had a peace treaty with marshmellows.