Ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart

Walk around in Shinigami clothes and a wooden stick. Poke people in the forehead and say, "Hurry and go to Soul Society!"
((Bleach :3))
 
Ask to look at and try on every piece of expensive jewelry in the jewelry department, and then of course walk away with out buying any of it!
 
Put on a WalMart employee outfit and spray perfume in peoples faces asking, "Would you like to try our new product?"

I hate perfume...
 
Buy a mattress, pillow, and sleeping bag. Arrange them in the middle of one of the main aisles, crawl into the sleeping bag, and close your eyes. Pretend to snore loudly.
 
Ask for an employee to help you try on hats. After you have tried at least a dozen, looking in a mirror and asking the employee how the hats look on you, casually mention how glad you are that your head lice aren't making you scratch as much as usual today. Say, "It makes hat shopping so much more pleasant."
 
Walk up to a Wal-mart employee and ask if they can help you for a minute. When they say yes, proceed to step close to them and sob on their shoulder. (This works best if they are the same gender as you are, and especially if both of you are male.) Cry about how your boyfriend/girlfriend left you, took half your savings, and disappeared. Lament about how it made you feel worthless, abandoned, etc. If the employee tries to extricate himself/herself from the situation, grab hold tighter and make the story better. You were neglected as a child, your siblings tormented you, your teachers hated you...and so on. Continue for as long as possible. Then abruptly stand up straight and shout, "Happy Birthday!" with a big grin on your face. Walk off singing "Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me..."
 
Glenburne said:
Walk up to a Wal-mart employee and ask if they can help you for a minute. When they say yes, proceed to step close to them and sob on their shoulder. (This works best if they are the same gender as you are, and especially if both of you are male.) Cry about how your boyfriend/girlfriend left you, took half your savings, and disappeared. Lament about how it made you feel worthless, abandoned, etc. If the employee tries to extricate himself/herself from the situation, grab hold tighter and make the story better. You were neglected as a child, your siblings tormented you, your teachers hated you...and so on. Continue for as long as possible. Then abruptly stand up straight and shout, "Happy Birthday!" with a big grin on your face. Walk off singing "Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me..."
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Hahahahaha! XD I have done that before, just randomly cry on somebody's shoulder X3 But it was like a candy store person...And it was a guy XD (I'm a girl...) Thing was that he was really tall.....
 
ha ha, one time, my sister and i were in wal-mart, and we were passing a football back in forth in one of the aisles, but i accidentally overthrew it and it hit the wall behind her and knocked off a display of bicycle helmets, and my sister was like, "an employee is coming! Run!". We didn't get caught, but a couple of minutes later we nonchalantly walked by, and an employee was standing there with a helmet in one hand and the football in the other looking very annoyed and somewhat perplexed.
 
hide a hammer under your coat or in your purse. whenever you find something breakable that will make noise if you hit it, bang the hammer on it see what happens and if it breaks run! Then come back and stroll nonchalantly past the isle and see how many people went to see what happened and if anyone has come to clean it up. Repeat this everytime you see something that can be broken/smashed with a hammer.

Dismantle the furniture in the furniture and garden isles.

Grab a toy gun and randomly point it at people yelling "You're under arrest!" and make ups some fake crime they did. :p
 
if you see someone take out a pocket-knife or anything that looks remotely like a knife (like nail clippers) yell "He/she's got a knife!" and point to the person, then run away screaming that they're a terrorist and its the end of all things.:p
 
Hey that's funny! For my sister really did get kicked out of Wal-Mart a few weeks ago!

I almost did, too. But I escaped. :p

I guess playing with toy swords really obnoxiously is a way to get kicked out of Wal-Mart. XD
 
Dress a troupe of your friends in Costco vests and go through the store in pairs pointing out "We'd never let something this shoddy happen in OUR stores! Take a lesson, Jenkins!" or "I can't believe how much more they charge for this!" or "We pulled these off our shelves the moment the recall notice came...what is it still doing HERE??"
 
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