What if I was....

You would fall off your horse while trying to control a giant ox.But you would meet a handsome cowboy to help you with the stubborn ox.

What if I was a soccer player?
 
*sigh* :rolleyes: handsome cowboys... :rolleyes:*sigh*

if you were a soccer player you'd try to kick the ball but miss and kick the ref, who then gave you a yellow card, but you wouldn't know what to do with it so you'd eat it saying it tasted like fried ice cream:D

what if I were in the FBI? :cool:
 
hey! I have a bow you know.

and just for your comment about being eaten by a lilypad,
You would come to one of the places with no gravity at all and float into space never to be scene again.

So there...lol

Btw I will put this again:What if I was an Adventurer/Wildlife Biologist/Missionary/Writer?
 
you'd win a whole bunch of money when you win your first Grammy and then spend the rest of your life spending your money away...

What if I were a mad scientist?
 
lol, this reminds me of the song"what if" by purenrg:p
you would expose an athlete for using steroids, and he/she would form a mob and chase you out of the city:p...

what if i was world dictator?O.o:p
 
lol, cool:D xP
then you'd be wierdxP cuz guys generally are xP

what if i was paralyzed? xP
EDIT:too late, sorryxP
then it would accidently strangle you:eek:
 
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