What if I was....

Quoth the exquisitely lovely Kim Hightower:

what if I was one of my characters (O.o)

You would, of course, be so incomparable and indestructible and unbeatable and invincible and infallible that God would have to sue you in court for infringing His patents on those qualities.


What if more people would listen to me?
 
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L-but-T, you could be sent as your King-father's ambassador to other kingdoms, and everyone who met you would instantly wish to be friendly and reasonable.


What if I were a Russian citizen?

 
Quoth the exquisitely lovely Kim Hightower:

what if I was one of my characters (O.o)

You would, of course, be so incomparable and indestructible and unbeatable and invincible and infallible that God would have to sue you in court for infringing His patents on those qualities.


lol i dont think so
lol it shows you actually dont read my writing:p


you wouldn't look at America as the same

what if I met one of my characters like in Inkheart (O_O)
 
You would be blind and bump into things.

What if I was a a fashion model?

People would through tomatoes at you....or flowers....or both....
I say this because you said if I was a kitten I'd be blind, this is not true, Hope my kitten is not even blind...I also do not have blue eyes or white fur! and if I was a kitten I'd only be partly deaf in one ear temporarily! I would not be blind because I'd have kitten glasses, so there!
 
A Griffin is a large winged bird-mammal like thing, it's sort of hard to explain, lol. :D It has a beak and wings like a normal bird, but also has legs and fur like a panther or something like that. And it is also a beautiful gold color. K? ;)

If you were a Griffin I'd force you to give me a ride. I'd make you fly me to London! :p

What if I was a TV remote?
 
What's that?

Here this is what a griffin is: A large part eagle part lion creature from mytholgy. They apear in Narnia in The Battle against the White Witch (they drop the rocks on Her army) and in The Battle at Aslan's How (at least in the movie) and a griffin is what Edmund was caught by in the castle raid when he fell off one of the towers. :D;)

also: you would always be controled.

What if I was a Lynx?
 
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