What if I was....

Audrey, if you were a ponytail, the head you grew from would be an exceptionally intelligent one.


What if, without losing any of my knowledge, I became physically 25 years old?
 
You would become instantly famous and the celebrity wouldn't know how to thank you properly so they'd give you a fraction of their money, but it is enough for you to live off the fat of the land in pleasure for the rest of your years on your own private island. the island has its private airport so if you ever wanted to go anywhere, you'd just fly and not worry about air-fare. All because you saved the life of a snotty-stuck-up celebrity. :D


What if I was a fashion model?
 
You would finally cure the horrid plague of modelling agencies using women who look like starved zombies.



What if I could make one change to educational systems all over the world?
 
You'd keep electives in the middle schools, won't push the teachers to teach cursive to first graders, and raise the teacher's pay per year double because those teaching the future generation are more beneficial than football players that win a million a year, right?


whoops that was more than one thing :o but as a child of both parents being teachers, I know about education politics... ugh.


What if I created an exotic food including avocados, jalapenos, and mangos?
 
Depending on how early in Monsieur Valjean's career you adopted him, you might be able to arrange further that Fantine would NOT get sick and die, and then she and Valjean could get married and raise Cosette together.



What if I gave in to stupid "postmodernist" philosophy, and agreed that emotions are always to be followed instead of actual facts?
 
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