tgraveline said:
I crapped my pants, that count?
tg
You would, TG, you would (how old were you?!)!
Dernhelm said:
And then there was the time I cut off my hair...
I cut my little borther's hair when he was about 3 (I was 5 or so)...Took Mom's pinking shears (specially-designed scrapbook scissors with jagged edges), and removed all his hair while she was napping...Now his hair's strawberry-blonde, not flame-red.
I used to get a bunch of raisins, stick 'em all in my mouth(seriously, it was like a freakin' huge handful), and go outside to play baseball...And then I'd chew up the raisins real good, and emphatically spit the juice to look like it was chewing tobacco--like the pros do!!!
And once, when I was in 7th grade (I had just started going to school, and stopped homeschooling), I got to class "late" on the first day of the second semester, cuz some dirty blighter changed the class times, but didn't tell anybody 'bout it(my school seems to have a habit of doing stuff like that, and not telling anyone)...See, I had dropped English and History cuz the teacher had hit two students during the fall term (she's fired now...), and so I didn't have to get to school til after the lunch hour for my first class-7th grade math(but we called it "Pre-Pre Algebra!). And we were out shopping for Christmas ornaments after Christmas, cuz, ya know, they're all on sale, and we got there right on time for lunch...Or so I thought. *sigh* Poor, dis-illusioned me--I thought that a school was obligated to tell students when their bloody classes flippin' started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suffice it to say that we got there halfway through math, and I started bawling cuz I had been so excited that I'd get to eat lunch with my friends(whom I (1) hadn't seen since last semester and (2) had only become friends with last semester and (3) were the *only* kids I knew outside of church). Yeah, so, anyhow, then a good friend of mine(actually the girl I got to take to Junior-Senior Prom) ran out, stopped me from going all the way back to the car, and convinced me to come back to the classroom...
Wow. Sounds like I still have some issues to work out there, lol...
And then of course, there was the time when I.....errm, if y'all can get Cappy, Gray, Rosy, Specter, or some other mature person to tell an embarassing story here, I will tell the most embarassing moment of my entire childhood...