When you were little

GrayCloak said:
When I was little I was absolutely terrified of, clowns, sports mascots people in costumes, well...basically anything in a big fury suit or with face paint. I've had a whole lot of encounters that one might consider humorous or embarrassing involving these...one of the most memorable is during an outing to 'Chuck E. Cheese' when I was about 6 - the guy dressed up as 'Chuck' tried to hug me, and I kicked him hard in a rather tender place and ran to get my dad...

There you go Aragorn...ANYTHING you say now will sound nice and normal....;)
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Sorry, none of yours come close to how funny mine was/is...





..."Anyvuhn else vit a komment"(The German in Three Amigos!)?
 
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Well you know I'd ask Chappy to post in here...but (like now) he was perfect, and unable to ever do anything that might be concidered embarrassing - and even if he DID do something out of the ordinarry he'd take it to his grave and NEVER put it up on a public forum. :D

...so anyone else want to try and get Aragorn to spill the beans...???
 
I'm still kinda terrifyied of clowns. They're WEIRD.

When I was little, I thought your belly button was a private part.
We see how much people show that area today, and now I'm quite ashamed :D
 
hmm, well i was for sure old enough to know how to hold it but i was on the top bunk and i was slow getting down, as i was a small fella still. It just took me too long and i crapped on my run to the toilet, lol.

tg
 
I wore a dress when I was little........ there is a story behind it, but its so contrived theres no point trying to use it to justify it!!!

I would like also to say that Ive nver done it since - but I wore a skirt just afew months ago.........
 
When I was about 4 years old, I received this cute little purse that matched a new outfit. Of course being that young I didn't have too many things to fill it with, so I put in my little wallet & socks to make my purse look like my mom's purse, nice and full. At church that night when it was time to collect offering, I pulled out the sock and held it high so my grandmother can see my pretty sock. Needless to say no one admired my pretty sock and some ladies were giggling uncontrollably behind us.
 
Okay Aragorn, I'll spill if you will...

One day I went to goaltend at a drop-in noon hockey game at the local ice rink. For one reason or anouther, though, everyone else had to leave early. No problem, I still had the ice for awhile so I just worked on drills. But when I went to get my stuff off the bench to leave, I found that someone had shut the bench gate. Now these particular boards are very high, and I was pretty short, and the goalie gear is rather bulky....so I couldn't get the door open, even when standing on my tippy toes. And there was no chance of me being able to "jump" the boards from the ice side....soooooooo, I tried to hop up halfway over the door to try and hit the latch. But I couldn't get far up enough over the door to reach, so I backed up a couple of feet and tried to jump again. Still not quite far enough. Again I backed up and tried to "beach" myself on the gate. No luck. Well it's not like I could just leave my gear there, and I was too embarassed to go and get someone to open it for me. So I threw off my gloves and helmet, skated to the other end of the rink, then raced back toward the door as fast as I could go and...catapulted myself over the door, hit the latch, and (as the door flew open) went tumbling head over heels onto the bench. SUCESSS, I had triumphed and was on top of the world....until, I noticed that an entire visiting Canadian WHL hockey team was in the stands laughing at me...they had seen the entire thing.

*Blush* And this didn't happen all THAT long ago...

Now you gotta tell Aragorn since I admitted that humiliation.

- Lu
 
When I was little...
...I was terrified of vampires after a saw a vampire movie on TV....I went to bed with a scarf tied around my neck for weeks.

BTW...Waterhogboy, it was a kilt (not a girly skirt) that you wore..right?

-JS
 
Jene Sai said:
When I was little...
...I was terrified of vampires after a saw a vampire movie on TV....I went to bed with a scarf tied around my neck for weeks.

BTW...Waterhogboy, it was a kilt (not a girly skirt) that you wore..right?

-JS
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Hey, wern't you Catholic? Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't the whole Crucifix thing scare off vampires?

Embarrassing stories... hmmm... I can't think of any off the top of my head... I bet Gray has a bunch of them about me...
 
lsipher said:
Now you gotta tell Aragorn since I admitted that humiliation.

- Lu
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GrayCloak said:
There you go Aragorn...ANYTHING you say now will sound nice and normal....
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Sorry y'all, but I don't think your stories are quite as self-deprecating as my own(though TG's probly comes closest, lol!)...


Anyhow, I figger I'll go ahead and tell, cuz if this keeps building, y'all will be expecting a much funnier story than what mine actually is(may be you already are...).

Ok, so, when I was between the ages of 5 & 7, when I was still homeschooled, and lived 2 houses down from another homeschooling family, who, at the time, had 5 kids (now they have 8), we usually played in the afternoons. So, one day, we decided to play Cowboys and Indians.

Somehow, I ended up on the "Indian" side, to my great dissappointment, I'm sure(I had the whole cowboy outfit: boots, two six-shooters with holsters--Lone Ranger styel!, hat, vest, pieces of leather you could velcro to your jeans, and a bandanna (which, I believe, is the one I currently use on occasion)). As such, after the teams were called, I ran into my house, stripped down nekked(yes, that's how real Texans say "naked"!), and began to tie 2 bandannas about my waist--one in front, the other in back.

(Now, as I've mentioned in the Homechooling thread, I was ne'er in the Boy Scouts--ya know, the people that teach kids how to tie good knots, amongst other things...)

So, after having finished with the two bandannas, I promptly ran outside, whooping and hollering for all I was worth, yelling, "I'm an Indian" over & over again. About the time I turned the corner into the front yard where everyone was, my knots gave out on me. They just quit, right there--they'd had enough.

And, so, there I was, 6-ish, nekked as a jaybird in my neighbours' front yard, with 2 girls(one just barely older than me; the other about 2 years younger), and 3 other guys(one of whom was my brother, another who's about 4 years older than me, and one who's about 3 years younger than me), and all of us ready to play shoot-em-up.
































Except, of course, for myself, who had just lost *all* his clothes.



And that's probably the most humiliating story I have to tell about myself.
 
LOL!
Did all the children for years down the line holler at you, "I'm an Indian!!!" Because that's what my bros and sis would have done.

Like many discriminating people, I am horrified by clowns. Once at some sort of street fair, a clown on short stilts (like maybe raising him 2 feet taller than he was) happened to be walking out of the tent my best friend and I were walking into -- I was immobilized by fear and loathing, figured the best defense was a good offense, and blurted out at the abomination, "Ah, go to h***!" as if I were some kind of eight-year-old South Park precursor. My best friend busted out laughing because we both came from religious homes, but my mom was not that amused. The stupid clown said in this high-pitched squeak, "What's the matter?"

What's the matter?! What's the matter with you, you freak, you're the one with the fright wig rubber nose ya monster!
 
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Heheheheehhehehehhehehehehehehehe! Oh that's FUNNY! I'm really suprised that no one I know has done that!:D:D

Inky, I used to run around screaming 'Demon Clown, Demon Clown!' When clowns were around. I remember doing it to this poor lady at a Pizza Hut once when I was four. She was just trying to be nice to me but couldn't take a hint. After she approached me for the fifth time (she was handing out candy, which made me REALLY scared because my Nana had always told me that stranger's who give out sweets are evil), I yelling at the top of my lungs 'She wants to eat me! Go away Demon Clown - you're evil!' and hid behind my dad until clown decided it was best to leave me alone.

Smog said:
Embarrassing stories... hmmm... I can't think of any off the top of my head... I bet Gray has a bunch of them about me...
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Hmmm…All the embarrassing ones I can think of include me as well...

...We used to play G.I Joe in the post apocalyptic world vs. Demon Barbie and her horde of blonde zombies...does that count? (And now we wonder why some mom’s didn’t like us in play-dates….)
 
inkspot said:
LOL!
Did all the children for years down the line holler at you, "I'm an Indian!!!" Because that's what my bros and sis would have done.
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Nope, probly cuz I was soooo young...


However, I tan very easily, and when I was little, I could get away without wearing a shirt outdoors, so Mom would call me her "little brown-cherry," or some such thing, cuz I got soooo tan!
 
When I was little we lived one house down from a park. A place we frequented often. We also had some teenage boys who lived across the street ... very crude. Well, they were talking about something to do with someone being naked... I don't remember exactly. Well, I was standing in the yard waiting for my sister and being a tad mortified at this conversation, I was like 8 or 9, so I yelled for her. " Hey Nessa hurry up we got to get naked." Yeah I yelled this. I meant to say "get going", but naked came out after hearing the boys talk like that. Embarrassed doesn't cover what I felt.
 
GrayCloak said:
She was just trying to be nice to me but couldn't take a hint. After she approached me for the fifth time (she was handing out candy, which made me REALLY scared because my Nana had always told me that stranger's who give out sweets are evil), I yelling at the top of my lungs 'She wants to eat me! Go away Demon Clown - you're evil!'
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Score one for our side!


GrayCloak said:
We used to play G.I Joe in the post apocalyptic world vs. Demon Barbie and her horde of blonde zombies...does that count? (And now we wonder why some mom’s didn’t like us in play-dates….)
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Hahahah -- y'all were crazy!!! :o

Jen said:
I was like 8 or 9, so I yelled for her. " Hey Nessa hurry up we got to get naked." Yeah I yelled this.
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LOL!!! Actually, my husband bellows that at me a lot... Sorry!!! I know this is a family site. :eek:
 
Jene Sai said:
When I was little...
...I was terrified of vampires after a saw a vampire movie on TV....I went to bed with a scarf tied around my neck for weeks.

BTW...Waterhogboy, it was a kilt (not a girly skirt) that you wore..right?

-JS
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Ermmmmm............. :o more of a cheerleader's style!!

Also, when I was little I took a pee-pee in the laundry basket. Strangely enough, my mum was a little upset when she walked into the bathroom to find me there!
 
WHB..do me a big favor...
..NEVER tell me why you were wearing a cheerleading skirt. Some things I just do not want to know;)

Whenever I get a really high fever I tend to hallucinate....Well I never loosed a bowel movement, but I did hallucinate one feverish night that my sisters bed was the toilet and threw-up all over her..poor girl..
...But my favorite was the time I thought I was a needle trapped in a haystack, for the life of me I could find my way out..that was a long night.

-JS
 
Hey, I wore a *full* cheerleading outfit to my school's homecoming game last year--me, my brother, and another guy went out onto the field during halftime and performed a short routine(we practiced for about 3 weeks)...Funny thing was, to keep the whole deal a surprise, I was wearing the cheerleading outfit under a trenchcoat, so it looked like I had *nothing* on underneath the trenchcoat(just imagine what some people thought--a friend of mine's dad asked if I was, shall we say, a "lady of the evening.")

I also have pictures of this event...






Jene Sai said:
Whenever I get a really high fever I tend to hallucinate....
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Yeah, when my whole family came down with the flu several years back, it seemed like real-life was a dream, and my hallucinations were reality...Rather scary, then, when I dreamt our kitchen was under siege by a T-Rex(think the Velocoraptors(and I *used* to know how to spell that!*sigh*) in the original Jurrassic Park)...Yeah, and then I managed to kill the beast, lol!!!...
 
Aragorn51088 said:
Hey, I wore a *full* cheerleading outfit to my school's homecoming game last year--me, my brother, and another guy went out onto the field during halftime and performed a short routine(we practiced for about 3 weeks)...Funny thing was, to keep the whole deal a surprise, I was wearing the cheerleading outfit under a trenchcoat, so it looked like I had *nothing* on underneath the trenchcoat(just imagine what some people thought--a friend of mine's dad asked if I was, shall we say, a "lady of the evening.")

I also have pictures of this event...
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Well mine WAS for charity..... and I too have pictures!!!!
 
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