World Domination (Part II)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

AHA! *Eye twitches* they also want the doughnuts...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

We've been over that before... Doughnuts go with coffee...THEY CAN'T HAVE 'EM!!!!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Middle-earth is now going to become the world's largest exporter of cheesecake...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yes...well...I suppose the Hobbits will make the Cheesecake... But remember, you aren't going to get any cappucino flavored ones except through me...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I thought we agreed coffee was a foodstuff Hmmm... I shall now have Numenore produce many fine sea-fairing vessels so I can threaten nations not only from space but by sea as well.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Coffee is an artistic foodstuff. And besides, I have Ancient Rome. And Jewel hasn't been around foreverandeverandever.

Hmmm...*discharges some eldila to make a fleet, so as not to allow GKoN to get ahead of me*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Deploys Star Destroyers in orbit around territories in case of an attack* Let's see Russia try to stop us now.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

THAT'll never happen unless the OWNERS get on... *grumblemuttergrumble* Blargh, let's find something to do. *shoots crystal chandalier* I'm feeling destructive...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Bombs the snot out of Cuba*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Who's that...that...that....oh, it's a person...you musta been bombing too hard, look how deformed he's...IT'S FIDEL CASTRO!!!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

whoopsy... Well...THAT'LL TEACH HIM TO HARRY THE US!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ya otta be more careful where you put those things...*little boys mustn't play with scary bombs*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*points to Star Destroyers in orbit* who needs conventional bombs?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

No no no, you have NUKES! I know. *little boys mustn't play with nukes either, Johnny...*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

no, I used turbo lasers. They do worst damage than bombs with smaller collateral damage.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Interesting. I presume their still subject to space-destroyer-destroyers, though... *grins*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

no...I have *COUGH!modifedthemCOUGH!*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*secretly modifies star-destroyer-destroyers* Gotta keep up with the times, you know... *whistles and looks innocent*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Works on secret technology that noone will ever never ever have in a billion years but himself*

EDIT: SOOOOO secret that noone could steal it, even with a star.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*takes special selective time-warper* It is now TWO billion years later, in this area of things... *discovers "secret" technology* *re-warps to present years* *uses newfound knowledge*