World Domination (Part II)

Okay.. Is Holland taken???? o_O

Edit: kay.. Lieke.. Of course.. But Lieke isn't here at the moment so we can rule Holland together.. :D
 
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Tsk Tsk. Now don't you go breaking rules! *directs phalanxes to stop Lilith's armies*

Oh, and did I tell anyone, since I can't have the earth's mantle (because Lieke owns the magma) I decided on the star Deneb instead. *starts moving Deneb closer to earth* Did you know that Deneb is supposedly 160,000 times brighter and 200 times bigger than the sun?...
 
Sorry to bust your bubbles, Sir Benny, but you can't do ANYTHING without any territories! So you DIDN'T move Deneb, and I am in a position of power, with the ability to shoot magnetic beams, and jets of superheated burning gas. So there! (And since Deneb is 200 times bigger and 160,000 time bigger than the sun, Lieke can't do anything about it!)
 
Hey! You heard me! You can't do anything without people to back you up! My Macedonians will protect me from any attempt of yours... at least until you get some territories...
 
Sir Benjamin the Lion said:
Oh no you don't! *Takes it and lock LoL into the tallest and thin tower.* If you try to escape the tower collapses.:D
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But that's why I have Rapunzel hair. Heh heh. *climbs down hair*

And as for Deneb...well, Olorin...since I have the space...you really should have asked me... But since we're currently allied, I guess you're in luck...:rolleyes: -ish.
 
Alright, here's the official form:

"I, Olorin the Wise, do hereby ask permission of Lady of Lorien to assume control of the star Deneb, in the constellation Cygnus, 2400 light years from the solar system. I furthermore pledge my good will toward her with the use of said star, - except if she attacks me - and to use it for the good of the DADBURNIT triumvirate.

Happy?
 
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Olorin the Wise said:
Tsk Tsk. Now don't you go breaking rules! *directs phalanxes to stop Lilith's armies*

Oh, and did I tell anyone, since I can't have the earth's mantle (because Lieke owns the magma) I decided on the star Deneb instead. *starts moving Deneb closer to earth* Did you know that Deneb is supposedly 160,000 times brighter and 200 times bigger than the sun?...
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That means Lieke having the sun has no advantage...should she shut it off we can always use Deneb's light.:D

Hmmm. Let's see, I think I'll pester Iran to stop making nuclear weapons. If they persist they will be bombarded by a gaggle of star destroyers. Further defiance will result in an invasion.:eek:

EDIT: They asked for it...*Invades Iran* MUWAHAHAHAA! It is now mine.:D
 
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Verry goot, you two... See, Olorin doesn't want to lose his apple pie... :D

And as for Iran, well...just remember that the Star Destroyers live in MY TERRITORY - Space...and all will go well with you.:D
 
*uses Deneb to create a powerful magnetic beam that wrecks all of Irans nuclear weapons and weapons research laboratories* There ya go, GKoN. No need to kill more innocent civilians.
 
NOW what are you going to do with it? *looks at useless large country in the Middle East with puzzled expression* Well...maybe NOT useless...I s'pose there's oil aplenty, eh? (btw, this is not in offence to any Iranians who might end up on this board:) )
 
Yeah... oil's not magnetic, y'know... but it is flammable. Very flammable. Maybe a jet of hot gas... but I suppose that wouldn't be to the good of the triumvirate, since GKoN is going to sell the oil... right?
 
AH POO! Take away the fun of blowing stuff up;). *Plots what to do with Iran* Now that they're disarmed they pose no threat...but then again the surrounding countries will probably wanna invade THEM. Maybe we outta disarm Syria too.:D
 
Bad GKoN. Let your troops have a rest for a minute or two. Besides, you gotta give Syria a moment to arm themselves...or they're no fun to conquer! On t'other hand...fewer lives lost in a peaceful invasion...Hmmm...
 
Or we could fortify Iran. :D I've got some extra phalanxes hanging around. Can you provide some star destroyers for air cover? And if anyone tries anything REALLY drastic... well, I've still got Deneb on standby...
 
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