World Domination (Part II)

[Lady of Lorien]

Buhbye...

*mutters about the Mexican government...*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Finishes invasion of Indonesia* There we go...

I shall now make Indonesia the world's largest producer/exporter of doughnuts...Though this may seem like it conflicts with North Korea's Largest Exporter of Baked Goods title, I have removed doughnuts from their mandate. Indonesia shall also withhold any natural resources it may have from China and other hostile countries (such as Derny's Moon...)

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But...hangonaminute...doughnuts GO WITH COFFEE!!!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

But...hangonaminute...doughnuts GO WITH COFFEE!!!

Who's the number one exporter of coffee?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ermm...*grumblemutter* Probably Jewel over in Italy...but then, since I've got Ancient Rome...*evil grin* Heh heh.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Sends LoL tons of coffee from Brazil* wesah can fix dat.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Haha, now I can match Jewel any day! Ahhh...the power of coffee...

(OOC - I'm afeared I'll have to be going now... )

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

OOC-Goodnight and God bless you!

IC-I shall now strengthen my armies in Japan,N Korea, and Indonesia in case Dernyhelm decides to get Russia angry...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*space beings look on from outer space* I wouldn't worry TOO much if I were you...I've got Dernyhelmet's moon covered from here... *cough*unless HB decides my space connections/solar system is too large of a possession...*cough*

OOC - 'Night! God Bless You too... (prob'ly see you tomorrow )

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I chased him outta Canada what can he do?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ahhh...but who knows the devious ways of Holyboy666... I'm sure he'll find himself a computer somehow or other...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

then we better take over the internet and change it so HB can't get on!
*sends phalanxes into internet* *internet zombies flee for their lives*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Internet Wars. Hmmm. *Sends trojans to everyone's computers*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*Sends Greeks to battle Trojans* Hey, everybody knows the Greeks beat the Trojans, and since my Macedonians own Greece, I have Greeks!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

And Everyone knows that it was the Trojan horse who actually won.
Sends a special virus to Olorin the Wise. Chimera.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You better be careful about sending my brother viruses...I DON'T WANT ONE!!!

*directs Space Beings into Ben's computer* CHARGE!!!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Oh really! beat this.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Huuuh? What's that got to do with...

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

The Crown. It's the Crown of the world.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*packs evacuation bags* Oh, what's this crown? I'd better take that along too....