World Domination (Part II)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Picks up GLARF and DADBURNIT and takes 'em too*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Oops! We forgot to drown Joel in his own pool! Ah well...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hmm...Personally I'm fond of DADBURNIT but I like GLARF too...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Drown 'im in the alphabet soup, the fraud... It wasn't the WHOLE alphabet... *mutter*

(I like dadburnit too...)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*Dumps a bunch of bowls of alphabet soup on Joel* This doesn't seem to be working - it just keeps running off him again!

(You think we should be dadburnit or glarf?)

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Men...so incompetant...*dumps JOEL in the SOUP!*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Ah... No wonder it wasn't working! Wait! HE'S DRINKING THE SOUP AWAY! QUICK, POUR MORE ON!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*duct tapes his mouth shut* See? Simple. What was so hard about that, hmm?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Gets a ton of tomato soup and letters shipped directly from Canada*

Well, members of GLARF/DADBURNIT(Name pending...) Outstanding job! If anyone should find Joel, we will simply say "Spain did it."

*Sends troops to Argentina*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Let's take Chile while we're at it. *packs several million-gallon jugs of chili*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*Sends phalanxes to Argentina* So, once we capture Argentina, LoL can make us more coffee, right?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

cappacino

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Wait a minute, you two...don't go making promises for me... Personally, I was planning on a nice Hazelnut-Mocha type of thing this time...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

cappucino

Sorry. My mistake.

I vote that we become DADBURNIT permanently. What say ye, Sir Knight?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

HEREHERE! All in favor? "I!"

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I third the motion (yeah yeah yeah, I KNOW no one's seconded it yet...) because of the hot chocolat I'm drinking now...yeah...dadBURNit... Lame. Anyways...

(isn't it... "Aye?")

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I put milk in my hot chocolate, so it didn't burn me...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

OOC-not sure

IC-MOTION PASSED! We are now DADBURNIT-
Devious Alliance Dubiously Blasting Unsuspecting Regions Nefariously Invading Too

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*Arrives on Chili...I mean Chile...I mean Argentina's border* *pulls out Mastercard* I think this may be one of those things money CAN buy...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Got it.

Speaking of invading, how goes the war in Argentina? And does anybody know what happened to Holyboy? Maybe I'll put out some posters for him - "Last seen being chased through snowdrifts by a maniacal knight waving a lightsaber" Nah, that doesn't have quite the right ring to it...

EDIT: Oops, I didn't see LoL's post.