World Domination (Part II)

[Lady of Lorien]

I know...let's take a representative letter from each section: For example, 1 p. And see if we can spell something with 'em...

Let's invade Charn. Since we have acces to the WBW (Thanks to Olorin)...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yeah... How about just one of each letter at a time, instead of 3 or 4? So it would be the PTFCEBPMTGTKEW, instead of the PPPTTFFFCCCEEEBBBPPPPMTGGGGGGTTTKEW.

EDIT: I thought that up BEFORE I saw LoL's post.

Ok, you can use my wood to invade Charn, but PLEASE don't drink from the pools! it causes HUGE droughts in their respective worlds!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Nah...I was just thinking one letter per kind PERIOD. But I just realized we couldn't spell anything anyways...there's only an E for vowels... (WHO STOLE ALL THE VOWELS??? Let's attack HIM next! His name is Joel, I said so.)

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

GARF Galactic Alliance Renovating (the) Face (of the world)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Nah...I was just thinking one letter per kind PERIOD. But I just realized we couldn't spell anything anyways...there's only an E for vowels... (WHO STOLE ALL THE VOWELS??? Let's attack HIM next! His name is Joel, I said so.)

Where does he live? We'll have to find his pool in the WBW.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Har har har... I mean glarf glarf glarf... O.K., then... GLARF! Let's attack Joel! CHARGE!!!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

dundundunda! CHARGE!!! *rushes to grab green ring and get into Joel's pool* Ready or not, here I come!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Before we drown him...in...his own....pool...well, nevermind, before we do away with him, we MUST SQUEEZE THE LOST VOWELS OUT OF HIM!!!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*squeezes* It's not working! Oh, I see why! THEY'RE IN HIS SAFE BOX! AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH! WHERE'S THE KEY? SOMEBODY FIND THE KEY!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Swallows the key as it's hidden in a cookie bag he 'confiscated'* Whoops...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Now we gotta squeeze it outta YOU! Why does this always happen to ME?!?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Bah, forget the key...squeeze harder, don't be a weakling!

(Oh, and I meant to mention...those cookies had better have been chocolate or they WEREN'T WORTH THE TROUBLE THEY CAUSED! And if you say they were sugar cookies... )

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hey, I've got an idea! Let's ask him if there's a second key! Stop squeezing him for a second!

Me: Where is the second key?

Joel: Key? I have no key.

Me: GKoN, take his arms off.

Joel: Oh, you mean this key! (He holds it up and GKoN grabs it)

Now we can get into the safe box! *Unlocks the safe box* NOOOOOOOOOO! THEY'RE THE WRONG VOWELS! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hmmm...All Y's...DADGUMMIT! *Looks under doormat* "OOh, lookie what I found"

DADBURNIT Devious Alliance Dubiously Blasting Unsuspecting Regions Nefariously Invading Too.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*peers into safe box* IT'S A BOX OF Y's!!! *holds Joel at gunpoint* Where are the REST of 'em, huh?

(EDIT: Oops, sorry GKoN...)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hey wait, what happened to the GLARF? I'm confused...

He must have fed the other vowels to his pigeons! *looks around for pigeons*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Pigeons? Did you say Pigeon PIE? (mplf) Waitwaitwait...I want some!

(o.k., so I've never actually HAD the stuff...who cares?)

 

[Olórin the Wise]

(Not me!)

Yeah! He made the pigeons into a pigeon pie! That's where all the vowels are! *looks for pigeon pie* Okay, anybody seen a pigeon pie around here? Maybe he sold them to the bakery! *runs off to bakery*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

No no, I found the vowels. *looks into a bowl of alphabet soup* There's something veeeery fishy about this....NO CONSONANTS IN THE SOUP!!!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

HAHA, so THAT'S where he put them! *Grabs double handful of vowels* Come on, we got plenty of consonants back in Canada!