World Domination (Part II)

[Lady of Lorien]

*dresses GKoN and HIS army in penguin outfits* I'm not going in there looking like an idiot unless you come too...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*dresses GKoN and HIS army in penguin outfits* I'm not going in there looking like an idiot unless you come too...

Very well... *sends in uglies first again* *Watches trolls dressed in jumbo penguin suits scare the wahooies out of the Canadians!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

And what kind of general are you anyways, who doesn't fight beside his men? *pushes him into the fray* There y'are, my enormous penguin friend.. (the polar bears and penguins ARE friends, right? )

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

And what kind of general are you anyways, who doesn't fight beside his men? *pushes him into the fray* There y'are, my enormous penguin friend.. (the polar bears and penguins ARE friends, right? )

(of course)

*sighs n' pulls out lightsaber* "AYEEEEEE!!" *Chases HolyBoy*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(of course)

*sighs n' pulls out lightsaber* "AYEEEEEE!!" *Chases HolyBoy*

Now now now...*wags finger* Pick on someone who's here to defend himself... Although...it IS tempting...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

BUTBUTBUTBUTBUT there's noone else in Canada on... *Overruns Canada with penguined uglies*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh...or, I SHOULD say, "meh"... Let's waive the rules, and see what happens to HB while he's not looking.
*slugs conscience* *smites it*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Oh...or, I SHOULD say, "meh"... Let's waive the rules, and see what happens to HB while he's not looking.
*slugs conscience* *smites it*

GOODIEGOOMBAS! *Chases HolyBoy across a snowdrift waving lightsaber wildly*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

So all the energy is too big, huh? Then I claim instead the Wood Between the Worlds.

*Sends ambassadors to Middle Earth and space* Can I join the alliance? We can make a triumvirate! Plus, I've got the best scientists in the world, since the earth's mantle is a great medium for scientific research. My most recent discovery is H-fusion - that should solve N Korea's energy crisis, GKoN!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

So all the energy is too big, huh? Then I claim instead the Wood Between the Worlds.

*Sends ambassadors to Middle Earth and space* Can I join the alliance? We can make a triumvirate! Plus, I've got the best scientists in the world, since the earth's mantle is a great medium for scientific research. My most recent discovery is H-fusion - that should solve N Korea's energy crisis, GKoN!

"Hmmm...perhaps..." *Continues to chase Holyboy with a gaggle of trolls in penguin suits *

*Sends an official treaty* I *signature here* do hereby consent to be the ally of Gondor Knight of Narnia, King of Middle-earth, Numenore, Valinore, Japan, N Korea and Canada(As soon as a certain mod is driven out). I will in no way break this treaty or violate it without telling Gondor Knight of Narnia, lest the penguins grow angry.

*signature and date*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*signs* So do my Alexandrian troops get Mithril armor too? Or is that a rare substance?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The amount of Mithril is classified. However, I will send your troops Mithril armor. What will you give me in exchange?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Free passage through the Wood Between the Worlds anytime you like? Or maybe apple pies. My Macedonians make good apple pies (although you might not believe it).

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Hey hey hey now...GKoN, you forgot ME in your treaty... Remember, our ownership of Canada is a dual affair... p )

(OOC - And be quiet, Olorin...you KNOW you only get apple pie when I make it...and you KNOW my apple pies are the bestest...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

"Oh piffy. Well then...what say you? I haven't signed anything yet."

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I say 'tis wise as long as we BOTH get passage in the Wood Between the Worlds. Eh?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Alright, but you have to be careful not to let your armies drink out of the pools.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

What, with the droughts the way they are these days? And why?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I think it'll turn us into cocosugar-coated monkey bombs.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Not a bad agreement, then. I give my consent.

(OOC - GKoN...if you want the Numenorean thread resurrected, you'll have to do it yourself, because I refuse to double post. I have a clean record, there...)