World Domination (Part II)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

It's green. What would you possibly want with GREEN CHEESE?! You'd much rather have my ancient Roman armor...

I gots Mithril armor. want some?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Mmmmhmmm.... Yep. I'll trade you for some of this nice Roman armor - Julius AntiRusticus has been treating it - it will not rust.




Fine print: Anti-rust policy voided if you take armor in rain or snow.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

hmmmm....I want coffee... AND NOONE'S CLAIMED NORTH KOREA!! I think I shall invade them... *readies elves and star destroyers*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*hurls down Martian star-destroyer-destroyers*

Oh, and about the coffee...that's a precious substance, there... But then again, it may be worth it for Mithril armor... *ponders* Deal. I think.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*hurls down Martian star-destroyer-destroyers*

Oh, and about the coffee...that's a precious substance, there... But then again, it may be worth it for Mithril armor... *ponders* Deal. I think.

*Star Destroyers use anti-destroyer missiles...*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

What's THAT got to do with it? *sends Martian telepathic laser beams at star-destroyers*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

What's THAT got to do with it? *sends Martian telepathic laser beams at star-destroyers*

*and they bounce off shields* If we's allies how come you're attacking me?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I dunno...I wasn't convinced we were allies yet... Where's my mithril armor? It's taking a long time to get here... I shipped the coffee more than five minutes ago! Do I detect...FRAUD?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I dunno...I wasn't convinced we were allies yet... Where's my mithril armor? It's taking a long time to get here... I shipped the coffee more than five minutes ago! Do I detect...FRAUD?

*Sends treaty ahead of armor* chu hafta sign that afore I ship you weapons or armor of anysort...

it reads:
I,*signature here* will not attack GKoN, or his countries of Middle-earth,Valinore, or Numenore, or any territories he may conquer, lest he should whoop the spit out of me and this Mithril armor dissolve.

*Signature* *date* *witnesses*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*sends similar form, minus the forbidden word, * You need to sign here first. And I wouldn't take my Martian armies and Roman legions lightly... Plus, remember, being as how I own space until further notice, I have an army of the beings in it...(OOC-ever read the Space Trilogy?). And what valuable armies they are!

Anyways, I won't sign till you do.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*sends similar form, minus the forbidden word, * You need to sign here first. And I wouldn't take my Martian armies and Roman legions lightly... Plus, remember, being as how I own space until further notice, I have an army of the beings in it...(OOC-ever read the Space Trilogy?). And what valuable armies they are!

Anyways, I won't sign till you do.

Wha's the forbidden word? *Star Destroyers bombard the snot outta North Korea, knocking out Nuclear research facilities*

*Sends a note to them saying "Spain did it..."*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*Martian star destroyer destroyers look on, observing carefully*

*psst* "Whoop the BEEP!" Go back and read your post.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

ooohhh... We sign at the same time... *Star Destroyers continue to pummel N Korea's military mercilessly*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ready? 1...2........3......SIGN! *looks doubtfully over her shoulder at North Korea* Was that really necessary?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Ready? 1...2........3......SIGN! *looks doubtfully over her shoulder at North Korea* Was that really necessary?

*signs* no but it was fun... *preps ground force n' sends Dwarven commandos in first*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Unnecessary pain and suffering...civilian injuries...WHO DID I JUST ALLY WITH, ANYWAYS!?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Unnecessary pain and suffering...civilian injuries...WHO DID I JUST ALLY WITH, ANYWAYS!?

AHEM! N Korea MILITARY not civilian... *Claims N Korea w/o much of a ground campaign*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yah well you just bombed...like...ALL of it, civilian included...

(OOC - I'm getting off now...g'night! )

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Yah well you just bombed...like...ALL of it, civilian included...

(OOC - I'm getting off now...g'night! )

OOC-goodnight. God bless you!

IC-I specifically targeted military targets. There are elves manning the guns on those Star Destroyers so it's highly unlikely they'd miss. Anywho, North Korea is now mine as well. I think I'll invade South Korea next. Unless anyone else wants it?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

OOC - Thanks, you too! You shouldn't stay up all night this time, you know...

IC - Let me think about that...I may want it myself... What are it's benefits?