World Domination (Part II)

[Lady of Lorien]

That's it! Go to your room, and don't come down until you're ready to apologize for what you just said!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Lady of Loriennnnn! Dernhelm took my WBW and WONT GIVE IT BACK! Make her give it baaaaaack!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

(Sorry; you beat my to posting. )

However, it was you who had the false memory. The moon people made you forget that I stole the yellow rings. Now, as I said, you may have the use of the WBW, if you supply my armies with tacos.

*sigh* *waits til Derny's not lookin' n' snatches WBW* "There you are" *urns over control of WBW to Olorin*

 

[SpiritedWolf]

*Invades Germany*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Invades Germany*

AHEM! 1. I have not seen you claim any territories, so that's quite illegal.

 

[SpiritedWolf]

actually I did claim Luxenbourg a while ago! Thank you very much! *Invades Germany*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

actually I did claim Luxenbourg a while ago! Thank you very much! *Invades Germany*

AND the owner of the country your invading has to be on and consent that chu invaded said country before chu get it.

 

[SpiritedWolf]

FINE! I claim Chad, Eithopia, and Sudan!!!!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

FINE! I claim Chad, Eithopia, and Sudan!!!!

Chad hast been claimed.

 

[SpiritedWolf]

Then I claim Egypt!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I dunno if that's been claimed...

 

[Dernhelm]

Nope. Eygpt's free.

And GKoN, you can't just snatch the WBW and give it to Olorin! You ahve to invade properly!

So the WBW is still mine. *Hmph!*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Nope. Eygpt's free.

And GKoN, you can't just snatch the WBW and give it to Olorin! You ahve to invade properly!

So the WBW is still mine. *Hmph!*

*sends a whole army of mithril-armored uglies to WBW n' takes it back* nyah nyah.

 

[Dernhelm]

*Armies of the Moon beat GKoN's mithril-armored uglies, with their Moon powers*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Armies of the Moon beat GKoN's mithril-armored uglies, with their Moon powers*

*and get crushed by crack N Korean commandos, who secure WBW* Ya know if we keep this up some hotshot dictator's likely to assail us when we ain't lookin'

*Has influx of recruits into N Korean army despite growing economy* I wonder why...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*sigh* Children, children! Stop bickering!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Recruits 3,500,000 units for Iranian branch of army* I looked up their statistics n' they have about that (a lil more) including a paramilitary force now so...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Sometimes I'm glad we allied.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Sometimes I'm glad we allied.

MUWAHAHAHAAAA! Mesah too. *Imports nuclear facilities from Middle-earth and upgrades Iranian sector w/ DADBURNIT-grade nukes*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Considering you've already conquered a large chunk of the world... (although it's all split up in different places)...where are you headed next? Or do I really want to know...