World Domination (Part II)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Considering you've already conquered a large chunk of the world... (although it's all split up in different places)...where are you headed next? Or do I really want to know...

I vish to unite my kingdom so I don't have to hop around via Star Destroyer. So mayhaps I will hit...China? That vould give me a large Asian bloc...And then again there's always India, Pakistan and Afghanistan. Claiming those would unite Iran vith North Korea,Japan and Indonesia quite nicely.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Are you sure you aren't a terrist-tyrant-dictator in real life?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Are you sure you aren't a terrist-tyrant-dictator in real life?

TERRORIST? never.

Dictator...maybe. But I treat my citizens better than most non-dictator leaders. I am dedicated to improving my countries' standards of living, and putting us economically on the map. Look at what I've done in North Korea. She is now the leading exporter of baked goods and super computers that make dell's look puny. As to Iran...Did I not say I would crack down on terrorists? If not...
*Declares terrorism to be outlawed. Anyone associated with such vial acts will be imprisoned. Anyone NOT associated with it will get a nice batch of cookies from North Korea...*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Ahhh...your Koreans DO make lovely cookies!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Zhank chu. I haff not heard back from Deplorable Word...I don't think she comes here anymore. That would leave France open...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*prepares Eiffel Tower combs*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Y'all want france? That's like asking for someone to stab you.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*cough*dija notice the mithril armor?*cough* Anyhow, you want to be careful making that type of remark on an international forum...

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

If any french read that. Let's face it. Your country has riots among various other problems including selling weapons to the Terrorist who are proclaimed enemies of both England and America.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

C'mon, let's not debate REAL politics here...fake ones are so much more fun!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Okay, fine. *Reorganizes the French Country.* There now you can live there.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Okay, fine. *Reorganizes the French Country.* There now you can live there.

Thanks

You know...I'm surprised noone has claimed Israel yet...small though they may be, they have quite the impressive military.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

True, true...maybe I should invade... My Romans' armor is getting a wee bit rusty... An amazing phenomenon, considering it's mithril.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

True, true...maybe I should invade... My Romans' armor is getting a wee bit rusty... An amazing phenomenon, considering it's mithril.

Perhaps...you vill need air support.

Here is a map of some of the territories currently claimed in Europe.
Fushia-Lillith
White-Saruman

 

[Jack of Blades]

Can I have switzerland

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Can I have switzerland

yep, switzerland is unclaimed. Chu get two more territories too.

Interestingly enough I art working on a world map that shows our territories...

 

[Jack of Blades]

yep, switzerland is unclaimed. Chu get two more territories too.

Interestingly enough I art working on a world map that shows our territories...

Ooo!
Can I be purple

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Ooo!
Can I be purple

possibly...which other two territories chu want?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Nice map. 'Cept that it doesn't include us...at all, pretty much... Oh well. Hurry up with the other one.

 

[Dernhelm]

What I'm wondering...is how he'll represent such properties as the Moon, the Ocean floor (as opposed to the ocean, which shouldn't be much of a problem), the WBW, the atmosphere, space, and Olorin's star...Deneb...?