*telekicetically removes the bombs to his own air bases and defensive implacements*
You don't even know what you're up against..
*COUGH* Who said I was using bombs? I used turbolasers...which can't be moved telekinetically.
*moves air bases and defensive implacements* Right then..
Holograms.. Always easy..
*telekinetically throws bombs to Sean himself, since he's standing in front of his army*
*puts a magical shield around REAL nuclear thingies* They don't go boom.. *bombs his shield and fly back to Sean*
You can't go through ym shield..
And since when are my air bases near you?? Don't think so..
Barbie tunneled UNDER your shield thank chu. *Barbies blow up Airbases too*
My shield is a circle thingy that goes understand and has no holes..
Ahh.. *grabs Barbie and breaks her neck, puts her in a bag and gives her to an ogre*
*Watches Barbie ducttape Lillith to a rocket n' launch it* *Finds the wrapper of a Swiss chocolate bar in the elf's lederhosen pocket* "HEEEEYY!! SWITZERLAND THREW IT AT ME!!" I hereby officially call off this war with Germany, AND DECLARE WAR ON SWITZERLAND!!
YAYY!!!!! Tote die Schweiz!!!
*Watches Lillith sail through sky still ducttaped to rocket* "Oh boy..." *Sends Flying Ponies to get her down* *Has Star Destroyers bombard Switzerland*
*Increases size of Saudi-Arabia army to 1,000,000* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Thank you.. XD
DOOD AAN ZWITSERLAND!!
Of course I still want to be your ally.. Lemme take care of Switzerland..
Viel Gluck Thomas, du gehst TOT!! *throws bomb to Bern*
*Hears a loud "KABOOOOMMMM!!!"* *After thoroughly bombarding Switzerland from orbit sends in 10 million blaster n' mithril-armed clone Chinese troops, along with AT-AT's and all sortsa high-tech weapons*
Muahahaha.. Next point of view.. *puts on cheerleading outfit* *cheers* GO SEAN!! GO SEAN!!