World Domination (Part II)

[Lady of Lorien]

Foolish human? And what are you?

*puts blinders on Rudolph*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

It froze you. I did not say that it stopped you. I am Yoshi, Brother of Yoda. now bow before me.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*goes back to brooding over what to do about the Dernhelmly situation*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

What did happen by the way?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That's what I'm brooding about. She and GKoN are in the process of allying. And I've offered to ally also...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*gasp*

Well, I might as well go along with it...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

After all, you ARE a member of DADBURNIT...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Devious Alliance Dubiously Blasting Unsuspecting Regions Nefariously Invading Too

(I just do that to help my self memorize it...) :;

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

But then again, you two COULD smash the paste outta Derny whilst I sit back n' try n' persuade you to do otherwise...

I haff been thinking...as to those pesky terrorists in Afghanistan...*Sends a few Balrogs into their caves via dwarven tunnels* *Watches as the terrorists scream like little girls and flee* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Sends a battalion of Balrogs to Happy Pony/ Cute Fuzzy Monster Lands* Let's see someone try n' invade NOW.

*Spawns thousands of Balrogs*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*cough*I don't think Balrogs spawn per se*cough*

Ya know, we need to review our territories, don't we?

 

[Dernhelm]

Ah! Far to many pages. Tell me, am I allied?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Da. With GKoN. And Olorin and I have both offered to ally as well, seeing as we're allied with him and so forth...

*sigh*

 

[Dernhelm]

Okay. Hi, allies! *Now you do you fight?*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Well... *cough*treatiesweremadetobebroken*cough*

Everybody is either allied with us or has left the thread. Hmph. Let's attack the Scandinavians! CHARGE!

(don't you get kinda tired of this take-over-the-coutries-that-no-one-owns business?)

 

[Dernhelm]

I don't know. I don't think I've done it yet.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I'm still here. Derny, I extend my hand in friendship and in an alliance. Would you like to accept?

 

[Dernhelm]

Who are you allied with?

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Olorin. I haven't been around long, but I am eager to take over Australia, that is if no one opposes that.

 

[Dernhelm]

I think GKoN and LoL and Olorin and I are all allied now, so you're already allied with me...? (I'm not good at this; is that how it works?)