World Domination (Part II)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

If you want HIS money, you better invade Microsoft... hey, that's a good idea. *invades Microsoft* Now I own the software market! Hahahaha! The countries of the world will be begging at my feet if I withold software! Muahahahahaha!

*Points out that my supercomputers have own O.S. and don't require windows*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*snarl* Don't bust my bubbles. Hmph.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Most other computers use Windows... *Paints all of Asia south of Russia n' East of all those "stans" green*

EDIT: OOH! I thought up a new Canadian National Anthem!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Zc9NyYH-k

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Whatever...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Yessss, it will be Western Canada's new National Anthem.

*Makes it official*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Yessss, it will be Western Canada's new National Anthem.

*Makes it official*

Like I said...whatever... In other words, my computer refused to play it.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Anyway... to business. Where shall we attack next? Does anybody have the Phillipines? Because if not... *readies phalanxes*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I should think...you have Macedon...Philip was king of Macedon...so the Phillipines are your rightful territory, right?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hey, I never thought of that before! *assumes control of the Phillipines* I hereby do institute a highly-advanced culture in said Phillipines... after all, I DO own Microsoft...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

But I own Dell, so be careful...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

But Dell only manufactures computers with Microsofts operating system. *invades HP, Compaq, Gateway, and Acer* There. Now I have some manufacturers.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*ahem* *Takes over Apple.*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hey, I just remembered that we're allies. So we can share the software market, right?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*ahem* *Takes over Apple.*

OOHOOH!I WANNA IPOD!! Nah...wait... *Has Iran come out w/ super snazzy video/phone/photo/MP3 player that makes iPod look like a slab of cardboard...* It art also a fraction of the cost!! 120 GB for 30 bucks....using the Nanotechnology found in my super computers that Korea manufactures.

 

[Dernhelm]

*Muhahahahaha* *has Atlantians manufature virises for the Macintosh * They will only let up when I control Apple jointly with you, LoL.

*invades Linux and Unix*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Muhahahahaha* *has Atlantians manufature virises for the Macintosh * They will only let up when I control Apple jointly with you, LoL.

*invades Linux and Unix*

*Makes super firewall/antivirus software for O.S. and computers* Just incase you should get any ideas 'bout doing so to mine.
*Continues campaign into Eastern Russia* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! *Sabotoogies Derny's remaining nuclear facilities so she can't use 'em w/o nuking Russia...*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Who wants Linux and Unix anyway? DADBURNIT (Devious Alliance Dubiously Blasting Unsuspecting Regions Nefariously Invading Too) has control of Apple and Microsoft! What more could we want? And about your Atlantean stuff... *burns a hole through Atlantis w/ heat from Deneb* Oops...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Who wants Linux and Unix anyway? DADBURNIT (Devious Alliance Dubiously Blasting Unsuspecting Regions Nefariously Invading Too) has control of Apple and Microsoft! What more could we want? And about your Atlantean stuff... *burns a hole through Atlantis w/ heat from Deneb* Oops...

Chu forgot my brand of compys/O.S. that put Dell outta business...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Dern...you can't run your viruses on Apple when I own it!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*snort* Yeah, right... *looks around nervously at empty Dell factory* I don't like this...