World Domination (Part II)

[Lilith]

Sehr gut...Sehr gut indeed..

MMMYYYYYYYYYYY Germany.. -_-

YOURRRRRRRRRR Russia.. XD

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hmmm, Saruman's back. Oh well, I guess that means I have to pull my armies out of Belgium... *pulls armies out of Belgium* There, ya happy?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh...GKoN...about South Korea... Well, I guess you can have it. If you give me Argentina and Chile. But I believe we still hold Canada jointly.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

And you're hoping that he chases HB into your half of Canada.

Well, Saruman (d'you think we should call him 'sorry' for short? ), you've got your Belgium back. Maybe I should make an alliance... that chocolate tasted pretty good...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Weeeeeeeeell...


Hey, now, what do you have to offer Saruman for the chocolate?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

How about rings? Yes, nice pretty rings, yellow and green ones... you have to wear the yellow ones as soon as you get them... it pleases the Macedonian phalanxes so. Now, where did I own again? Ah yes, Mexico... how about Mexican food? Very nice tacos, faquitas (sp?), all that nice Mexican stuff.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Gah! You give Saruman rings and we'll ALL regret it! Be careful, or I might just have to loose my legionaries and THEN eldila!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I'd much rather that you LOSE them instead...

Fine. I'll retract the offer of the rings. But the Mexican food still stands...

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Does anyone want to make a pact for an alliance with me? If not, don't worry.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Well, there are those cookies to persuade me... I guess so. Lets see.

I, [sign here], do hereby form a pact of alliance with Olorin the Wise, and promise not to invade, attack, conquer, or in any other way, shape, or form harm any territory belonging to him.

 

[SlpNarniaQueen]

Wait, what, Jeff is back? Where is he...I need to give him a welcome back hug!

ANY OF YOU DARE TO TOUCH HAPPY PONY LAND AND CUTE FUZZY MONSTER LAND WILL DIE.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You need not fear the DADBURNIT triumvirate... I guess... because GKoN formed an alliance with you, didn't he?

 

[Dernhelm]

Okay...somebody invaded East Russia? Well, East Russia is pretty big. *sends out army of Russians with every-thing-proof armor made with the amazing technology of the Atlantians*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*takes everything-proof armor off of Russians* Spain did it.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Well, there are those cookies to persuade me... I guess so. Lets see.

I, [sign here], do hereby form a pact of alliance with Olorin the Wise, and promise not to invade, attack, conquer, or in any other way, shape, or form harm any territory belonging to him.

Exelent, my Lord. *signs with a clause equal to Olorin's*

 

[Dernhelm]

*takes everything-proof armor off of Russians* Spain did it.

Hey! Can you do that?

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Send forth my spies. Alert the Garrisons for possible war.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Yes, war with Dernhelm. If Ben is agreeable, then he and I DECLARE WAR ON DERNY! *evil laugh*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Wait!!! I want to know one thing Derny. Who are you're allies?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hey! Can you do that?

That looked kinda illegal...but then again...everything-proof armor don't look none too legal itself.