World Domination (Part II)

wait, who? Me? If so, I might consider it... Where did you own again? Oh yeah, Aria, the Frozen North, and, um, I can't remember the other one. I might be persuaded to consider an alliance with you, though... do you make good cookies?
 
The Dark side Always makes good cookies.:D

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*ahem* *Looks around and notices slimy little atlanteans all around Rome...* *sigh* *squishes 'em with a legion of mithril armed legionaries* And btw...you think Atlanteans are tough to kill? Heh. Try killing my eldila.:D
 
I haff ein business proposition for chu LoL...I vish to aquire South Korea, und am villing to give chu mein holdings in Chile and Argentina.:D Plus I'm also villing to give you AK-47's to arm your Legionares with...:D
 
Seems to me that if Ben puts up an offer of a substantial amount of cookies, I might be persuaded to let him have an alliance with me. I can't speak for GKoN, although he does have a reputation for liking cookies... *cough*eatingLoL*cough* :D
 
I do not know...I vish to pummel someone into spit.:D Und Derny ischt not on...so...BUT VONCE SHE ISCHT ON I VILL INVADE EASTERN RUSSIA!!:eek: Zhen I vill come sehr close to owning the pacific...
 
She's on now! but then, you're not on now...

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to act in your stead. *invades Eastern Russia* Now I just gotta hold it until GKoN comes back...
 
Thank you mein ally, vhat a brilliant job you have done! *Takes control of Eastern Russia invasion*

(alas, Derny must consent in order for me to conquer her territory...:p) *Throws another 500,000 uglies into Russian campaign* They are spawned quite easily so an army of 3 million uglies is quite realistic...:D
 
Olorin the Wise said:
*pulls phalanxes out of HPL* There, ya happy?

Oh and Derny, what kind of armor ar your Atlantean armies wearing? Just wondering, y'know...

TM has Switzerland, and I feel kinda guilty about attacking it while he's not here... Maybe I could help you with the rebellion in Germany, so I get a share of the German chocolate... Belgium has good chocolate too, though. *invades belgium via WBW* CHARGE!!
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FOOL! The might of Saruman and his chocolate will NOT be cast aside! *Spawns a menacing army of mighty Godiva chocolate warriors, of all sorts of chocolate, some filled with rich creme, and the deadliest yet...those filled with rum :eek: *
 
Good to hear from you mein ally! How are things in Spain and Sweden? Hope all is well...no civil unrest or anything of the sort. Would care for some Barbie Death Commandos?

*Sends Saruman "The Hobbit" movie-filmed entirely in Middle-earth and starring the original characters as themselves, with english subtitles*:D
 
English? What sort of crude tongue is this? Why not in Sindarin subtitles? (;)). If you have Barbie death commandos to spare, then spare them, for I will drive out my enemy swiftly. Who does he think he is, meddling with chocolate? And Spain and Sweden are faring quite well.
 
Sehr gut...Sehr gut indeed...As for Sindarin subtitles...The whole movie is in each species' native language...so I felt it was best to go w/ English subtitles as not all peoples speak Sindarin, though that is an excellent suggestion. *makes a special edition Hobbit w/ Sindarin subtitles and sends Saruman 4,000 Barbie Death Commandos*

*Makes another 50,000 for self* They ARE plastic after all...:D
 
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