Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Chu have a flying pony? I MIGHT be persuaded to let you visit the themepark I made in Middle-earth long ago for such a pony...
World Domination (Part II)
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Chu have a flying pony? I MIGHT be persuaded to let you visit the themepark I made in Middle-earth long ago for such a pony...
SlpNarniaQueen
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Chu have a flying pony? I MIGHT be persuaded to let you visit the themepark I made in Middle-earth long ago for such a pony...
How about a peace treaty between you and Happy Pony Land for my flying pony and a cheerleader barbie?
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Mmm... Perhaps. I don't really vant a cheerleader barbie but I suppose she COULD be a death commado.
SlpNarniaQueen
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Mmm... Perhaps. I don't really vant a cheerleader barbie but I suppose she COULD be a death commado.
Okay....
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Okay....
*Hands SLP a peace treaty* It reads:
I,*Name here* do hereby sign this treaty to be allied with Gondor Knight of Narnia, for good relations from now til it becomes null and void.
*signature* *date*
SlpNarniaQueen
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*Hands SLP a peace treaty* It reads:
I,*Name here* do hereby sign this treaty to be allied with Gondor Knight of Narnia, for good relations from now til it becomes null and void.
*signature* *date*
Agreezedness
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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*signs* Zhere gut. Olorin, I'm afraid I must ask you to pull your troops from Happy Pony Land.
Mayhaps you can invade...Switzerland?They have excellent chocolate
SlpNarniaQueen
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*signs* Zhere gut. Olorin, I'm afraid I must ask you to pull your troops from Happy Pony Land.
CHOCOLATE!
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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*Doubles the size of all my existing armies*
I vill also double and upgrade mine Indian army, as vell as upgrade India, Iran and China-as well as any others I've missed-to Electric,solar, and other alternate forms of energy. Ironic...I have quite zhe velth in oil yet I have gone green... *Hints @ SLP to make Pony,Barbie,Monster and Preppie Death Commandos and send 'em to Switzerland*
*Makes new n' snazzy movies in Iran,Japan, and other countries*
*Makes the Hobbit in Middle-earth, where all characters play themselves*
MUWAHAHAAAA
*Exports movies in original languages w/ English n' other subtitles* makes it cooler that way.
Lady of Lorien
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*sigh* I think that the cheerleader Barbie reeeeally needs to be put to death...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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*Trains thousands of barbie death commandos* MUWAHAHAHAAA!! A NEW power is rising...Before us NONE can stand. Not even the might of TG and Dernyhelm.
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Arg. How do expect me to keep up with five pages a day?
Anyway, what's going on?
Olorin attacked Happy Pony Land(SLP), I struck an alliance w/ said pony land for a flying pony and a cheerleader barbie(who is now the head Barbie Death Commando) und so I "suggested" to Olorin that it wasn't a good idea to be assailing happy pony land, and I hinted that assailing Switzerland would be a much better move.
TheMachinist has joined, claiming Switzerland, Candyland and Sweetsland.
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Oh...and uh...*COUGH!* China and India got unruly...so...*COUGH!* let's just say zhey vill be green on zhe world map...Okay... *thinks*
*thinks hard*
OW! Thinking hurts!
*Attacks Ancient Rome with the Armies of Atlantis (part of the Ocean Floor
*Sits back and watches* Derny...you DO know LoL's gonna fight back ya? Und...her being my ally, she may vant mein help...so...*gets 500,000 troops together* I may or may not be inclined to get involved...
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Yes, I know.
Aaah, but zhey can be disintegrated, blown to pieces, smashed, squashed, teleported und frozen. I am at zhe sehr least capable of everything but teleportation. Hmmm...Eastern Russia looks sehr tempting right about now...hmmm... *Readies 200,000 Japanese troops plus an assault force of 100,000 uglies-all Mithril clad n' blaster armed-from Middle-earth*
Oh what the hookies... *Bombards Eastern Russia's strategic and highly valued military stuff-bases, missile silos, etc. w/ Star Destroyers in orbit*
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Olórin the Wise
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*pulls phalanxes out of HPL* There, ya happy?
Oh and Derny, what kind of armor ar your Atlantean armies wearing? Just wondering, y'know...
TM has Switzerland, and I feel kinda guilty about attacking it while he's not here... Maybe I could help you with the rebellion in Germany, so I get a share of the German chocolate... Belgium has good chocolate too, though. *invades belgium via WBW* CHARGE!!
Oh and Derny, what kind of armor ar your Atlantean armies wearing? Just wondering, y'know...
TM has Switzerland, and I feel kinda guilty about attacking it while he's not here... Maybe I could help you with the rebellion in Germany, so I get a share of the German chocolate... Belgium has good chocolate too, though. *invades belgium via WBW* CHARGE!!
Gondor Knight of Narnia
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Zhank chu.
*Sits back and watches again* MUWAHAHAHAAA!! Saruman will NOT be pleased to see his beloved Belguim besieged.
Oh well... *Continues to have Star Destroyers bombard Eastern Russia whislt Derny's Atlanteans are busy w/ Rome...*
NOTE:They are using turbo lasers und conventional bombs...no nukes...for now.
Olórin the Wise
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Saruman hasn't been here in a million years, so... MUHAHAHAHA! *sends elite commando force in to steal samples of Belgian chocolate* Mmm, tasty!