World Domination (Part II)

[Lady of Lorien]

Think it's eerie? Try the Apple offices with Dern trying to flood us with viruses... Everyone's being really quiet and hoping the viruses won't notice we're there...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Sends in anti-virus squashers* *Virus Squashers squash viruses* that'll teach that mean ol' Derny-helm

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Danke. I mean...

AAACK! Being allies...you're rubbing off on me!


p )

 

[Dernhelm]

(People usually do send viruses to computers that don't belong to them. )

Anyway, Linux and Unix aren't as well known as Apple and Microsoft...but they are used! (And Mac OS X is based on Unix; that's what makes it so powerful. They put a lovely interface on top of it, but if you know Unix, you can get at it and use it through Terminal app.)

So...what should I do? *Help...*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Find an ally. I'd be lonely if I were you...

 

[Dernhelm]

Okay, who wants an ally? (I'm really not on enough to do this properly. )

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hmmm...I may be persuaded to ally with chu...

 

[Dernhelm]

'with chu'? That sounds like a sneeze...

And what would the agreement be?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

'with chu'? That sounds like a sneeze...

And what would the agreement be?

Well, first of all a cease-fire in Russia (we never DID finish that scrap), AND an agreement not to beat the snotski out of each other... As well as trade relations.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

I'll ally with you as well... I can't have my allies allying with my unallied allyable forces...

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Okay, unveils his nation in the glorious Summer of the second year of the Greatest War.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Aaaaaand...


(dun dun dun)

What does it look like, hmm?

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Okay, unveils his nation in the glorious Summer of the second year of the Greatest War.

Rally? *Researches cloning technology n' clones troops-effectively tripling each of mein territories' armies...*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Fog blinds you to all that goes on inside. All you can see is some sort of light towers.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Interesting. But what if I'm wearing fog-repellant glasses....

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Then their is the Redlight from Rudolf's nose.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Rudolph's my pet reindeer.

*safely navigates through fog and messy weather*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

And uh, where was this fog and messy weather...?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

In Ben's land....he failed to mention WHICH land though... Hmmm.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

No, you just forgot. *Suddenly the lighthouse blazes a furious beam of light straight at the sleigh or whatever Lady of Lorien is coming in. Freezes it in place* Begone you foolish human.