World Domination (Part II)

I claim Mexico, the Democratic Republic of the Congo and Portugal. (Tell me if they've been claimed).

My first action is to merge these three countries and to create a single country called the United Nations of the Señor (UNS for short). Sure, the three countries are hundreds of miles apart, but that doesn't mean they can't be labelled as one.

My second action is to make a plea to all other countries asking for some money to stop the poverty in the UNS. My military is already sorting out the mess in the DRC, though.

My third action is to make the UNS a socialist state.

My fourth action is to make all homeless people who are fit enough and over 21 to join the military.

I'll wage some wars later, when my military is strong enough. First target: England. It should prepare itself to be the fourth member of the UNS.
 
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Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
SARUMAN!Son of MELIAN! Join me...or my elves will eliminate you. ;) :D

As the emperor of Spain, Belgium and Sweden, I will not so easily ally with you, I fear. What are you willing to put on the table as an offer, so that both our empires may flourish and benefit? HMMMMMM???? ;)
 
Saruman said:
As the emperor of Spain, Belgium and Sweden, I will not so easily ally with you, I fear. What are you willing to put on the table as an offer, so that both our empires may flourish and benefit? HMMMMMM???? ;)
you fools! don't you know that i still have controll of the sun and of the magma in the earth, you all will have to obey me, mhuahahaha:D
 
BAH! *gives sweet, innocent look at lieke* My dear lieke...how would you be interested in a permanent alliance with Spain, Belgium and Sweden, hmmm? Come now! België is a very special country, you know! :p
 
Saruman said:
BAH! *gives sweet, innocent look at lieke* My dear lieke...how would you be interested in a permanent alliance with Spain, Belgium and Sweden, hmmm? Come now! België is a very special country, you know!
i know Belgium is a very special country, i've been there many times :)D) i mean... they speak Dutch with this weird accent :rolleyes: :)p). The question is, what does it pay me when i ally with you? i mean, i already controll the world because i have the sun and the magma, what could you offer me?

well.... you could give me the power of all your areas, and i might let you stay alive :rolleyes:
 
HAH! I'm afraid those are terms I can hardly accept. But we can still have a free alliance, since you provide daylight and geothermal energy for my great and mighty empire. :p
 
i don't think so Elf, you are nothing without my sun or magma, so let's make a deal, my magma can stay where it is, and i will give you daylight:D

Saruman said:
HAH! I'm afraid those are terms I can hardly accept. But we can still have a free alliance, since you provide daylight and geothermal energy for my great and mighty empire. :p
you forget something, without me you won't be able to keep your empire, so let's make a deal, i will give you daylight too, and you can reign Belgium, Spain and Sweden as a steward, but you will be my ally in any fight i have with other world dominators.... so what do you say:D
 
Anytime!!! :D Just pick...I think it was three countries. Maybe four. (Or places; as you can see, we're not being too strict. :p)

Edit: It's three. :D I just checked.
 
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I pick America because it rocks!

China because it`s cool even though I`ve never been there.
And I pick England. (Narnia!)
 
sorry Office, but i believe someone already took China...:D
Dernhelm said:
From the Moon, I can bomb you all! So obey ME!!!!!! *Muhahahahahahaha* :p
BUTBUTBUTBUTBUT I STILL HAVE THE SUN :D *goes shooting firebombs at the moon* bye bye Dernhelm:D
 
Just searched; Christine-Pevensie and Smog have both claimed it! :p But neither has been around in ages...Do you think we should just let Office have it?

TG threatend to take England, but didn't, and no one's mentioned America :)eek:), so you're all right with those. :D





Now wait, Lieke. Just because you own the sun doesn't mean you can make it throw fireballs! Besides...shouldn't the Sun and the Moon have an allience? *flutters eyelashes* :D
 
okay, he can have those ;)

and believe me, i can make the sun throw fireballs:D but i'm willing to listen to plans for an allience, because i still have the sun, give me a good reason to allly with you?:D
 
I can make a more precise hit on the Earth than you, because I am closer, and my missels (sp?:eek:) are more manageable.
 
i have no idea what missels are, but that "closer to earth" thing is enough.

We will ally, but remember, you need the sun! i'll send my Space Cat to you to check if everything's okay:D and let's consider who we want to take down first on the earth, mhuahahahahaha:D
 
lieke said:
you forget something, without me you won't be able to keep your empire, so let's make a deal, i will give you daylight too, and you can reign Belgium, Spain and Sweden as a steward, but you will be my ally in any fight i have with other world dominators.... so what do you say:D

I am the emperor, and the emperor means me! :p But I am willing to enter into a permanent alliance with you, and join you in wars you wish to create (though not in EVERY war), ONLY under the condition that you will always take good care of beloved Belgium, Spain and Sweden, countries rich in culture, history and industry. Do we have terms? ;)
 
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