World Domination (Part II)

Saruman said:
I am the emperor, and the emperor means me! :p But I am willing to enter into a permanent alliance with you, and join you in wars you wish to create (though not in EVERY war), ONLY under the condition that you will always take good care of beloved Belgium, Spain and Sweden, countries rich in culture, history and industry. Do we have terms? ;)
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Only if you won't back-bite me like you did Gandalf and the Free Peoples... :eek: :D
 
Will Númenor, Valinor and Middle-earth be willing to join in an alliance with Spain, Belgium and Sweden? We could benefit greatly culturally, economically and civically. What do you say?

Brief stats for the Empire of Saruman "The Wise":

SPAIN (España)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: Isabel I "La Católica"
Form of Government: Absolute Monarchy - Police State

BELGIUM (Belgique/Belgien/België)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: Baudouin/Boudewijn I
Form of Government: Constitutional Monarchy - Federal Government

SWEDEN (Sverige)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: King Carl XVI Gustaf
Form of Government: Constitutional Monarchy - Socialism
 
Saruman said:
Will Númenor, Valinor and Middle-earth be willing to join in an alliance with Spain, Belgium and Sweden? We could benefit greatly culturally, economically and civically. What do you say?

Brief stats for the Empire of Saruman "The Wise":

SPAIN (España)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: Isabel I "La Católica"
Form of Government: Absolute Monarchy - Police State

BELGIUM (Belgique/Belgien/België)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: Baudouin/Boudewijn I
Form of Government: Constitutional Monarchy - Federal Government

SWEDEN (Sverige)
REPRESENTATIVE LEADER: King Carl XVI Gustaf
Form of Government: Constitutional Monarchy - Socialism
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Indeed... :eek: But...Darth JarJar seeks a new apprentice. Have you any candidates? :D
 
I'm willing to offer you one National Hero as your new apprentice: would Torquemada the Inquisitor do? ;) However...what would you be willing to trade for this new apprentice, hmmmm? :p
 
Saruman said:
I'm willing to offer you one National Hero as your new apprentice: would Torquemada the Inquisitor do? ;) However...what would you be willing to trade for this new apprentice, hmmmm? :p
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Hmmm...I might,perhaps,be willing to trade you an equally charming apprentice of your own, if you care for one.


If not I can offer you a free plane ticket to Narnia and a basket of cheese and wine. :D
 
Hmm...it's a deal! He's about as sleezy and useful as Torquemada, and certainly could help enforce the present state of governance in Spain. I accept the trade. :D
 
Saruman said:
Hmm...it's a deal! He's about as sleezy and useful as Torquemada, and certainly could help enforce the present state of governance in Spain. I accept the trade. :D
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YOU HAVE A DEAL! *Sends Grima on a lil rowboat-bein' rowed by a Troll-to Spain from Middle-earth* :D
 
*Sends out Tomás de Torquemada, grand inquisitor of Spain* He shall help to enforce any laws you wish to pass in ONE country of your choice. He will be a most loyal subject, to say the least (and works harder when his wages are increased, hehe). :p
 
Saruman said:
*Sends out Tomás de Torquemada, grand inquisitor of Spain* He shall help to enforce any laws you wish to pass in ONE country of your choice. He will be a most loyal subject, to say the least (and works harder for when his wages are increased, hehe). :p
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Very good...*Hands Torquemada a set of prostetic gungan ears and a plastic lightsaber, then leaves him in Darth JarJar's webbed hands*
"Okay boyo, de first ting wesah gotta know is...MESAH DE MASTER!NOT YOUSAH!MESAH!Second ting is...Dat-" *JarJar points to lightsaber* "Is NOT a lolipop..." :D
 
Dernhelm said:
Certainly. *secretly wonders if the space cat would make a good hostage*
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*reads secret thoughts* HE WON'T, if you touch him, i'll fire the firebombs at you!!! :eek:
Saruman said:
I am the emperor, and the emperor means me! But I am willing to enter into a permanent alliance with you, and join you in wars you wish to create (though not in EVERY war), ONLY under the condition that you will always take good care of beloved Belgium, Spain and Sweden, countries rich in culture, history and industry. Do we have terms?
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(have you ever been to Belgium? :p)
agreed!
Gondor Knight of Narnia said:
Very good...*Hands Torquemada a set of prostetic gungan ears and a plastic lightsaber, then leaves him in Darth JarJar's webbed hands*
"Okay boyo, de first ting wesah gotta know is...MESAH DE MASTER!NOT YOUSAH!MESAH!Second ting is...Dat-" *JarJar points to lightsaber* "Is NOT a lolipop..."
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GKoN, interested in being my ally?

btw, i change Kenya to the atmosphere, so now i have:
-the magma
-the atmosphere
-the sun

now i have to find someone to fight with :cool:
 
lieke said:

(have you ever been to Belgium? :p)
agreed!
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Well, no...but I've been close! And I've corresponded with the Dowager Queen Fabiola, if that helps! :p AND I want to go there, so nyah! ;)

Very well! The great Saruman's Empire thanks you for your alliance! :D
 
Just so you know... I own the Moon, East Russia, and the ocean floor (which includes Atlantis!)

And the Moon is powerful.
 
*ahem* How did I miss this thread for so long?

I hereby take control of the space (outer space that is) around the sun, moon and all the planets in our solar system. So I guess the solar system. Unless HB comes after me with a "that's too large!" restriction...:mad: :(

Then for my second country... I have Ancient Rome. No, Italy has changed so much since then that I'm not stealing Jewel's country...:D This means I have a lot of well-trained Roman Legions and a great aqueduct system... Hmmm...

Last, but definately not least, I claim the Land of Arts, Music, and Culture. So I have control of all these enjoyable pursuits, and anyone who wants any must ally with ME! Heh heh heh.
:D

And I extend to GKoN the hand of ally-ship, if he will allow me the free use of Lothlorien and Rivendell. In return for which, I will give said lands back their elven culture.
 
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I claim:
1. The ocean! (although unfortunately not the ocean floor). That means that I have armies of sharks, whales, etc., so I can aid or destroy the naval force of anyone I like.

2. Ancient Macedon, with Alexander the Great and his unbeatable troops at my side.

3. Lastly, I take as my own the polar ice caps. If I decide to melt said ice caps, I can inundate all foes.

EDIT: I just found out that the polar ice caps are taken. So, instead, I'll have the earth's mantle. If I decide to burst out anywhere, it's bye-bye to those who live there!
 
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