World Domination (Part II)

[Lady of Lorien]

Only if there's chocolate-raspberry-swirl involved...

(Derny, you COULD sign this cheesecake petition...)

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Okay, you can be the Chocolate rasberry swirl member of the Alliance, and I can be the Strawberry member

 

[Rhyanidd]

I claim the Mountain Dew Geyser over----there! Muahahaha

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

I like Mountain dew, Code Red.

Would you like you to join a Cheesecake Alliance?

 

[Dernhelm]

I'll join, I guess...nothing better to do.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I'll join, I guess...nothing better to do.

*Invades the Mountain Dew springs deep underground* I'm afraid I cannot allow control of said Dew to fall into the hands of potential enemies...

*Diverts springs to Middle-earth*

 

[Dernhelm]

Hehe! *finds the said springs in Rohan and stops them up*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Hehe! *finds the said springs in Rohan and stops them up*

*GASP!* *Has Derny arrested n' unclogs springs*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*vaporizes Dew w/ heat from Deneb 'n recondenses in secret lab*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*cough* Remember that soda fountain I set up in Ancient Rome?

*whispers to Roman compatriots* Teehee...what are they all fighting about? It's fascinating to watch this with such security of Mountain Dew...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*sends in Macedonian spy-listeners*

*re-routs soda fountain piping to Macedon, then switches Rome's Sprite to club soda before anyone notices*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*gags on club soda* *nearly declares war on Macedon, then remembers our supposed allyship* *writhes and foams at them mouth* LEMME AT'IM!!! This might constitute breach of treaty on his part! Leggo, leggo...why are you hanging onto me?! Whaddya MEAN, you wanna prevent sibling-aside?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*jacks up pressure, shooting a small stream of soda into Ancient Rome* Maybe that will wash away the foam on your mouth...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*jacks up pressure, shooting a small stream of soda into Ancient Rome* Maybe that will wash away the foam on your mouth...

*GASP!* GADZOOKS! Has DADBURNIT broken up over some club soda?

*Sends in Commandos from Ohman to take back Mountain Dew*
*Drinks Mountain Dew in Helm's Deep...*

Hmmm...I never DID declare a cease-fire on Egypt...
*Continues invading Egypt and takes Capital* Nyaahaaaa *Takes Spirited Wolf captive and has mechs fortify presidential residence*
Now chu vill haff to call off your forces and surrender Egypt to me lest I squash chu

After careful investigation and analysis it has been concluded that France threw the apple at me,framing Switzerland who framed Germany. Therefore in response to such an act of aggression I haff no choice...*Bombards France from orbit n' sends 2 million uglies to Paris directly...forcing the surrender of the rest of the nation* France ist now mine...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

I WILL do a map one day...*EDIT*...but i WILL do it!

*COUGH!* I had to do it... If Bangladesh,Burma and Nepal don't count as bein' in South-east Asia...*Invades all three* Now they are...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*invades the Aleutians, Colombia, Ecuador, Venezuela, Paraguay, Uruguay, Bolivia, Guyana, Suriname, and Peru* Now I have consolidated the rule of South America under DADBURNIT.

*Invades New Guiniea, Greenland, Madagascar, the Aeleutians, Borneo, and Iceland* And now I have some random islands. Can't let GKoN get too far ahead, y'know...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*cough* Is THAT where the globe went. You took it to see what you could invade. Ha.

*looks overboard from whale chain* *notices an enormifous gigantic whale and its family* *takes over*

It's much more inventive to MAKE your own island chain, like I'm doing...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Hmph! *invades the backs of a buncha birds* How about my own FLYING island chain?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

It isn't inventive when YOU do it, 'cuz I came up with it. Besides, you can't actually walk on your islands...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Sure I can! *hops from bird to bird* See? *hops a little too far* *waves arms wildly and falls* Oops...